Funny

• FW: NY's Resolution - Diet? (Humor)
• Very funny.
• Quotation of the day for August 21, 2004
• FW: [Fwd: Post turtle]
• FW: A little laugher is good for you
• Fwd: FW: word lovers- So funny (fwd)
• Uruk and Confidential
• French gaming
• Wal-mart Wine
• ADD: the original
• I'll give him credit for this one.
• FW: A truly Canadian Apology to the USA ... (fwd)
• It was a dark and stormy night..... [humor]
• a great Tap quote
• the wall
• to do (fwd)
• News OTD
• spamsent results
• FW: where do pets come from? (fwd)
• Dead Cat Test
• cellphone [HUMOR]
• This is fuckin' funny! (fwd)
• I am going to hell.
• Fw: best thing I've seen all week
• hard reference problem
• FW: cyberpunk parody (fwd)
• [zetland-affiliates] Instructions For Giving Your Cat a Pill (fwd)
• a step backward
• Bush's Pacemaker Implant
• from Yidioth Achronot, a little bit of topical humor... (fwd)
• FW: Why can't the English teach their children how to speak? (fwd)
• No Subject
• Parrot Joke
• Re: revocation
• "They're still using it!"
• NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
• Fw: Pass it on
• Debate redux
• A bird in the hand is better than this mail
• Just had to share. (fwd)
• Okay, a twist I hadn't seen.
• [HUMOR] How To Impress a Client (fwd)
• QotD
• quote
• Fwd: Clueless posting
• For All with Young Kids (fwd)
• because I am kind
• Instant millions!
• QOTD
• No Subject
• heh (fwd)
• Ad I found in apartments.com (fwd)
• [Fwd: FW: In Case You Did Not Know]
• Wash. Post Invitational
• Popemobile!
• [wbfu@rcvybthr.pbz: From Dennis Miller:]
• Republican Larf otD
• Re: Fwd: At these tempertures (fwd)
• Dogs in elk! Just add almond milk.
• IFD XONK
• Neuman Test
• Humor: Committees..... (fwd)
• No Subject
• Never trust a random number generator
• engineers and managers
• Well, you can't say they aren't trying.
• alicebob
• Inevitable Mergers (fwd)
• stop me when you see the pattern.
• FW: Come Fly With Me
• Fri. afternoon OS humor
• WOW.
• FW: Making the rounds in Canada (fwd)
• Stall Words otD
• Fw: (no subject)
• punsŠtwoŠthree (fwd)
• Boston Humor....A Wicked Riot
• if vikings attack...
• geek humor
• Sentence structure
• Fwd: Pre-Relationship Agreement
• JOKE: Jewish Country Western Songs
• Graffito of the day
• URBAN LEGEND AUSTRALIAN STYLE
• [rec.humor.funny] Give them a simple process to follow...
• Star Wars Redux
• volcano
• "Imperial Rhapsody," by Queen
• Style Invitational
• (Fwd) Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: Amusing advertising story]
• Euphemisms
• Fwd: Theatre terms (fwd)
• Lit otd
• Another Victory Over the Martians!
• Poppa oom Mao Mao
• FW: You know you are a native New Orleanian if:
• FW: Y'all'd NEVER hear a Southerner say ........... (fwd)
• FW: You Might be a YANKEE if.........
• The last Jerry Springer
• Top 20 Replies by Programmers When Their Programs Don't Work
• newsqueak
• Text adventure
• Happy Passover and one more Passover joke (fwd)
• [Fwd: True or not, this is funny.]
• Warning! Alert!
• Celine Dion biography (fwd)
• Vatican top 40
• this is just plain evil. (fwd)
• Lest we Forget
• Blameless in Abaddon: the CNN version
• Fwd: Would "e" be less expensive than "i", given their frequency?
• Email virus warning
• hey, is this pretty fly for a white guy?
• If Coke was like Microsoft
• Technopagan Blessing for a Leatherman Tool (fwd)
• song lyrics
• europhobe humor for everyone!
• Cat got my e-mail.... (fwd)
• No Subject
• FW: [Fwd: Questions]
• Band Naming (fwd)
• Programmers
• Heard in a bar
• So Close, and yet...
• Pacifists don't always eschew violence (fwd)
• Re: (fwd) Pacifists don't always eschew violence
• No Subject
• More Fuel
• JOKE: MS
• Fraud Warning
• Y0K (fwd)
• No Subject
• bahahah
• Sysadmin Supersition
• this has you all over it.
• Fwd: FW: IT'S A WONDERFUL MACHINE
• Musings from the PlayStation manual..
• Kitty Haiku
• Amusement from Micro$oft Trial
• Fwd: Humor: Cement Cuddlers
• THIS is TRUE for 27 December (fwd)
• "Touched by an Angel" ... (fwd)
• Ghandi Poppins
• Another sign of the Apocalypse
• homegrown puns
• The Comeback Line of the Century
• Lyrics of the day
• Quote of the day
• How can you tell when someone likes something you did...
• humor FW: rejection lines (fwd)
• darwin music awards
• More fuel for the idiot responses (fwd)
• The Iliad, Performance-Enhanced
• FW: New, New Math (fwd)
• Getting Personal
• Barnes and Noble / Amazon -- war of the press releases (fwd)
• Iraq-a-vision
• What's in a name? (fwd from r.h.f)
• Hozone and other words
• must be the Mad Cow disease
• Product Safety
• Microsoft Certified Dominator Exam
• this is cute.
• psssst
• politically incorrect sysadmin humor
• Fwd: FW: GodsHome Jokelist - 59th day in the season of Beauracrac
• amusing urban legend type story
• You are in a maze of twisty addresses, all alike (fwd)
• news flash
• Free upgrade
• Sayings for our times
• HUMOR: Pure Code (fwd)
• todays "too much time on their hands" award...
• And you thought Y2K was bad...
• Let's PLAY THE FEUD! (fwd)
• You Know You're in Austin When.... (fwd)
• (Fwd) The Best Chain Letter Ever Sent!!! (fwd)
• FW: Tounge of Frog (fwd)
• JOKE: Forget Y2K; we won't last that long
• win98
• What did he say?
• It's easier to port a shell than a shell script. -- Larry Wall (fwd)
• Funny system error message (fwd)
• stating the obvious
• yuks otd
• [rec.humor.funny] Win98 Error Codes
• Fwd: Pagan Football
• Taking the Cat to the Vet
• Fwd: Race relations in the air (fwd)
• Short & Funny.
• Meta: RX-7 Mailing List Posting Form
• Ours is a long legacy...
• Re: Clinton and morality
• my personal quote of the year
• sex and the presidency
• Dew It Again
• Do the Dew, geek style.
• May the force be with you ...
• from "This is True"
• Sex & Geeks: the reply
• Evolution and Alabama
• Fwd: all about boston
• Mircosoft Silly
• State of the Union
• FW: Choir Terms
• LONGISH SHAKESPEAREAN/CLINTON FLUFF: The Tragic Comedie of King Leer (fwd)
• hee-hee (fwd)
• FW: Correspondence with Michigan Departm (fwd)
• (Fwd) JOKE: Alcohol warning labels
• Limerick Contest Winners?
• Re: Life's Lessons (fwd)
• Life's Lessons (fwd)
• Thursday Humor (fwd)
• slightly different twist (fwd)
• Comeback of the Night
• hamlet's cat
• double your pleasure. double your fun.
• Suburbia
• What to do if suddenly attacked by a Constrictor
• PRE-RELATIONSHIP AGREEMENT
• jato powered car. long, but worth reading.
• Fun with Postmodernism! (fwd)
• thought you'd appreciate this
• er
• Cat Scan!
• sign du jour
• always test your test
• Great moments in sports history and theory
• No problem, we have only decaf milk.
• who can resist
• I'm glad other people hear them too...
• Quick Thinking Engineer (fwd)
• chuck heston and the nra
• Etiquette for Rednecks... (fwd)
• Fwd: If alternative bands went country.... (fwd)
• I just want to be... er, bite me
• Famous Dog Quotes
• more theological ice cream flavors
• You call that a 'deep' impact?
• [Fwd: "Children's books you will never see"]
• International Institute of Answering Machine Answers. (fwd)
• fun with anagrams
• life satirizes itself
• FW: Windows 98 Source code
• Wednesday Humor (fwd)
• State Slogans
• Important Safety Tip
• joke
• Bab5 Humor & URL
• Who's on the stand?
• (Fwd) World Cup advice (fwd)
• had to forward this....
• Quality Control
• Fwd: FW: Quotations from Chairman Barry -Forwarded (fwd)
• The Top Ten that wasn't
• [tabzr@CQ.Bet: [erufr@TBYQRTT.EVGR.BE.WC: You know you have been in Japan too long when ...]]
• x-files/teletubbies crossover
• amusing definition
• English (fwd)
• This Months Game
• Top 10 Clothing Stores For the Dead (fwd)
• FW: Concise History of Jewish Holidays
• fwd: Truth in Advertising for Psychobabble Testimony
• geek humor on editors
• FW: Cats (fwd)
• Fwd: New Words - More humor -Reply
• Fwd: ihtfp Volume 98.11
• Exam
• from my aunt wendy .... (fwd)
• So, You Think You are Ready to Have a Baby? (fwd)
• Just say no to bike pumps... (Darwin Awards)
• Wednesday Humor (fwd)
• Sick Beanie Humor
• Fwd: FW: Brutal. (fwd)
• nevermind romeo&juliet. titanic is actually "george of the jungle"
• Fwd: SHOWBIZ DICTIONARY (fwd)
• Creativity amok
• Guy Guidelines (fwd)
• FW: women.... (fwd)
• Equal Opportunity Religious Offensiveness
• What's in a Name? (fwd)
• Fwd: FW: Words of wisdom from children
• Obscure Latin Phrases
• FW: Cruel Human Tricks (fwd)
• MICROSOFT TESTS NUCLEAR DEVICE AT SECRET HANFORD FACILITY
• The top 16 pick-up lines used by hockey players
• SubGenius rant generator
• A Brief History of Medicine
• A few thoughts ...
• Great Truths
• Fwd: [Fwd: Lovers of Great Literature] (fwd)
• Fwd: FW: AMEN!
• Hey! Pay Attention to Furniture
• early and often
• FW: Zen
• Anime Laws
• heh
• Boston -Forwarded (fwd)
• Sig otd
• FW: Merger Humor (fwd)
• HUMOR: If I ever become a vampire...
• nose leech
• Another thought ...
• GOP Training Center
• too much time on their hands...
• From the typhoon mailing list.
• bad file naming
• WILL 'MR. CAT POOP' CLEAN UP AT THE BOX OFFICE
• O-S-P-F
• musterios murder in snowy cream
• Void: too many threads, not enough inflatable underpants
• FW: RESERVATIONS OF AN AIRLINE AGENT (fwd)
• The Top 15 Latin Phrases for the 90's (fwd)
• Thursday Humor (fwd)
• [lritrar@grmpng.arg: sinners - biggy smalls (has big balls)]
• bible stories
• baaaad pun-jokes (fwd)
• etch-a-sketch FAQ -Forwarded -Forwarded (fwd)
• FW: PROPOSED DOG BREEDS
• FWD: Keep those proof of purchase slips!
• How to Hire a Programmer [joke][fwd]
• hey, I'd never post a URL...
• FW: golf
• Fwd: Just me, want anti-spam
• More fun with fake (I hope) tech support (fwd)
• FW: funny one>*** How Hot Is It In Hell - A "True" Story ***
• State of the Union (fwd)
• Ted Williams Tunnel (fwd)
• Around the world and back again... (fwd)
• [Fwd: [Fwd: (Fwd) New Words for the 90's]]
• hey! how about some clam jerky?
• FW: never mind the objects...what's the point? (fwd)
• Play with everybody's favorite monkey!
• Season 5 drinking game?
• FWD: "Do you do this in an airplane as well?"
• FW: Think Different
• Bill in Brussels (fwd)
• No Subject
• More tales from the postmaster mailbox.
• This is possibly, the *funniest* thing I have ever read
• In the begining
• (Fwd) Superbowl (fwd)
• Yeah, that'd work...
• Okay, this one is funny...
• Not in college anymore -Reply
• Fwd:Another person with too much time on their hands
• FW: Young Deep Thoughts
• FW: Fabulair (fwd)
• You May Be A Technopagan If...
• Dear Cthulhu (fwd)
• Do you drink to much coffee? (fwd)
• cookies
• Eit.
• 10 SIGNS OF GOOD CRYPTO LEGISLATION (FWD)
• [Fwd: FW: Trees react]
• Pop Culture
• Liver!
• Metric Conversion Chart
• Coming home
• Something funny...
• perspective du jour
• When worlds collide... (fwd)
• QOTD
• .sig OTD
• It's a Wonderful Machine (fwd)
• dreaming of a 5ht christmas....
• Hey, why do we pay so much attention to Martha Stewart?
• happy hols, y'all
• FW: Why we should not get an office cat
• FW: Lawyers Run Amok (fwd)
• bad joke
• GAY COMEDIANS SPEAK OUT IN THE NEW YORK TIMES [FWD]:wq
• New sentence (fwd)
• E. none of the above
• fwd
• for the bikers
• FW: (fwd)
• JOKE: Invincible in Seattle (fwd)
• big... shiny... box...
• RE:
• cat ailments
• 'Tis the season... (fwd)
• Cringely column on IE and Win98 (fwd)
• Hey! It's the holidays!
• For all you motorpickle folks
• Quote of the day (fwd)
• Good Church Joke! (fwd)
• Aliens from space
• [mbjrrr@mnat.pbz: sinners - A Story...]
• this is REALLY funny (fwd)
• funny, haha (fwd)
• (Fwd) Creation
• Joke: The Australian Ventriloquist
• gleep
• Forwarded: Bill, the foreman and the furniture....
• personal ad that I thought was funny:
• How to tell if you should be a sysadmin... (fwd)
• QoTD
• Re: "We'll hire someone who knows these things" (from a.s.r)
• QOTD
• Gullibility Virus Warning (fwd)
• oh, YUCCH (newspeak du jour)
• Fw: IE for Linux
• [sevrqzna@fcybqr.pbz: probably already obvious to everyone, but I never thought about it]
• (Fwd) A virus alert (fwd)
• FW: The power of signage!
• QotD from SANS conference
• QotD
• hey! pay attention to beer commercials!
• laugh - knife wielding sickos...
• Word Of The Day
• Things to not do in your girlfriend's sacred presence (fwd)
• fwd: I've Learned
• (Fwd) Ineffective Daily Affirmations (fwd)
• Born in 1980 (fwd)
• Re: ADE: Amyl nitrate
• sinners - NEW DOMAIN FUCKER.NET (fwd)
• Kung Fu marketing
• Hey, pay attention to the future of the web!
• Geek QOTD
• Joke warning
• FWD: Mass. (fwd)
• joe-bob sums it up
• .sigfile of the day
• (fwd)
• Quotd
• Unauthorized Hardware Modifications (fwd)
• Etiquette by Leviticus
• today's quote
• This is good, -Reply
• Stupid People tricks (fwd)
• Microsoft Dinner Instructions
• hey, here's some IP rudeness for you...
• Listen up, 20-somethings, here's what it was like. (fwd)
• and in other news (fwd)
• personal ads
• hey, gummi gummi gummi HEY!
• FW: [Fwd: math]
• bill quote (fwd)
• quote of the week
• rubber chickens
• (Fwd) Choosing a Bank
• From a humor list
• STAR PANTS! (fwd)
• Evolution of B5 Humor (was Re: Oldest joke in the galaxy)
• Fwd: Jewish humor
• billg.html
• Latest Bill Gates Joke (latest in my collection, that is)
• Totally fucking tasteless...
• (Fwd) Things NOT to put on your resume
• troll 1
• QOTD
• Top Ten Signs You're Suffering From Burnout - FWD
• this heating method leaves Swedes cold (longish)
• Hey, Doug!
• COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM
• [rec.humor.funny] Achtung!
• 'hey' is for horses, attributions for wowz...
• Proper response... (fwd)
• Fwd: Kurt Vonnegut -Reply
• Engineers vs. Accountants (fwd)
• Language barrier
• seattle has the best freaks
• Image de jour
• Well, obviously
• the setup is the punchline
• thanks for clearing that up....
• FW: Chicken!
• FW: Breaking News Story
• it's an unexpected disruption in the normal course of events
• Fwd: Milk does a body good.... -Forwarded (fwd)
• miss manners on potato chips
• Toasters (fwd)
• Auto Darwinism Strikes again
• wincable 2003??!!!
• i like dis
• Hey! Pay attention to Lithium-Ball
• a really bad joke
• LOL QotD [was: Re: dali]
• Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: Only in America]
• businessman in Boston
• words fail
• Are YOU pondering what I'M pondering?
• Apropos nothing
• find of the day
• QoTD
• Better write this one down.
• fwd: Caffiene
• Batched forwards
• QoTD
• cobol joke du jour
• movie industry quotes
• No Comment
• FW: Would you like to be Michael Jordan?
• Fw: Some clever anagrams
• MOTHER'S DAY MEDITATIONS FROM THE COMPUTER ROOM. (fwd)
• political life NEEDS more urine
• FW: [Fwd: Fw: LIAR (fwd)]
• That's it, I've had it, you are Amish, young man! (fwd)
• The best of the InterNIC hosage
• tech support humor
• "engine found on right wing after brief search"
• Humor (no moto content)
• apropos of nothing in particular
• Re: [Re: Minivans (was: yet more ranting)]
• [alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Why I don't get on with them...
• *chortle*
• What If Microsoft Built Cars
• hacking can cause brain damage ;>
• Commandments for Kids
• Fwd: Passover Pick Up Lines (fwd)
• Yes, Virginia, God has a sense of humor. (fwd)
• Fwd: You think you're having a bad day!
• Re: "Love" of Kathy (fwd)
• FFYAYou might be a redneck jedi if... (fwd)
• Yid humor
• QotD
• Children of the Eighties (fwd)
• For Passover (another i couldnt resist)
• about that missing A-10
• Dr. Seuss' Four Questions
• OS joke OTD
• I Am the Very Model of a Heroine Barbarian (fwd)
• This should have been an April 1 news item....
• hey, hey, my, my, love is WHAT?!
• No, really.
• Another mass suicide...
• Fw: Re: muffins
• Re: the vatican web site
• Fwd: FBI pizza (fwd)
• No Subject
• ... if male is under 14 his physical ability must be proved (fwd)
• FFYA: Top 16 April Fool's Day Pranks for Geeks (fwd)
• Fw- The top 15 signs your web master is in a cult
• eeeeewwww!
• major shortage looming in europe
• hey, this is funny!
• CNN's review of David Cronenberg's 'Crash'
• oh yeah? sez who?
• Worst Analogies
• Incorrect Year 2000 Countdown (plus or minus)
• Speaking of astronomy...
• elk (fwd)
• i think you might like this - bad hong kong quotes
• spirits up
• Midrash HaWeb
• FW: geek sing-along (fwd)
• Happy St. Patrick's Day! (fwd)
• (fwd) Top 15 Signs You're Being Stalked by Martha Stewart (fwd)
• Oh my god, there's an axe in my head
• What can I say...
• meanings of words
• FW: Shakespeare knew more than we though
• scientific warnings
• Most Impressive
• Pig latin translator.
• hey! *bang*
• Fun in the Sun!
• Thermodynamics
• Top 15 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans (fwd)
• Monday Funny
• warm bodies
• (FORW) TalmudNet
• Best Congressional auto-reply I've seen yet
• Coincidence? Nah! (fwd)
• Fwd: How To Install Software (fwd)
• FWD: Dilbert's Laws of Work (fwd)
• war of the sexes? (fwd)
• goodluck (fwd)
• ahem
• Star Wars humor
• Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"
• The 10 worst cartoon characters
• [Fwd: Geek Poem]
• Apple Teams up with FTP Software to form OS strategy (fwd)
• Water
• This sums up MS Windows quite nicely
• For those of you emacs-haters out there
• Humor: Litany for Programmers (fwd)
• FW: 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support (fwd)
• Cliff Stoll, Internet Skeptic
• Beer can design (was alcohol elbows)
• Thanks for the imagery JMS!!
• NOT oversharing
• t-shirtOTD
• quotd
• Sys Admin Humor
• fire
• GoodTimes Redux, Revisited, New&Improved
• why I love the English language :) (fwd)
• "Happiness" (I thought so...)
• Abbot and Koshtello talk Vorlon baseball
• MacGyver's Chocolate Chip Cookies (fwd)
• Fwd: Grandma? (fwd)
• Your Tax Dollars At Work (fwd)
• Seuss Pickup Lines
• No Subject
• [bxrrsr@gsa.pbz: Fwd: Rudolf: The True Story]
• [jrk@gvaoretra.zrqvn.zvg.rqh: numbers to start your day with]
• "Barbie the Elbows Daemon sez: being a daemon is hard."
• DR. SEUSS' LESSER-KNOWN BOOKS
• Fwd: Headaches (fwd)
• Eric's Next Million
• [ivpxn@ncbpnylcfr.bet: charge of chocolate]
• [sxf@sgc.pbz: (Forwarded) Evil Overlord List ]
• [xwp@ncbpnylcfr.bet: THIS is the horror]
• [orawv@unira.obfgba.zn.hf: ... the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long. (fwd)]
• a few aphorisms for a Friday
• Deep Thoughts Contest, the highlights
• FW: VaxTrek (fwd)
• Foreign language study
• funny class comments
• How To Be Annoying......
• FW: Cats+Toast - an experiment.....
• Men Who Use Computers Are The New Sex Symbols Of The `90s
• Fwd: Forward from DL
• giggle OTD
• Mutton