Ways to tell that one is, in fact, simultaneously one’s grandmother’s grandson as well as one’s own self

  • "We've got a mound of cookies and sweets big enough for 5 people to eat for a week. Let's throw most of them out before they either go stale or induce a coma."

  • "Wait, no, throwing away food is bad! Let's just eat them all right now!"

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