The book of love is long and boring / No one can lift the damn thing It’s full of charts and facts and figures / and instructions for dancing but I / I love it when you read to me and you / you can read me anything The book of love has music in [...]
Not a great night’s sleep. Started raining early this morning, and Kate jumped out of bed to close all the windows. Then I jumped up to close the car windows (which, once I went outside wearing only underwear and some car keys, I discovered were already closed). Then up at 6 for my weekly conference [...]
Woke this morning out of a dream in which I was walking around a construction site with Tucker Carlson talking about the current state of the conservative philosophy in America right now. Apparently after leaving Crossfire, the construction job was the only one he could get, so we meandered long hallways of stacked plywood and [...]
When one has spent months getting all spreadsheet-happy about the wedding, and one has 5 worksheets of various sizes and descriptions, and one is feeling very smug about the clever ways in which one used conditional formatting to make pretty colored columns showing how many adults are eating from which category and how many children, [...]
It’s Monday morning. Kate and I cleaned up the house this weekend and did various prep things for the wedding, to wit: Cleaned, straightened, rearranged the living room furniture so we could practice dancing Practiced dancing to Our Song and freaked ourselves right out by going all deer-in-headlights midway through. The first dance is where [...]