- avoid banging it into things
- adequately wash right armpit using only right hand
- flip lefthanded bird to Boston drivers
- typre legibvly
- get back on horse that threw me by chopping more scallions
- play foosball
- play disturbingly addictive online game, World of Warcraft (more on this later)
- toss niece Sabrina around
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avoid getting extra-thorough smelling by any cat or dog I meet, presumably to detect whether I'm sufficiently wounded to cull from the herd
- not have everyone and their mother ask about why my finger's all bandaged
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