Dailies

the ability to fire off sentences like:
“and I can now tell you that the remaining half a banana cream pie is at N43 31.876 W72 13.602.”

Kate says that we should name them “Gertrude” and “Murgatroyd.”

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Q. Why are we in Iraq?
A. For freedom! Recent intelligence informs us it is on the march.
Q. Hooray! Where’s it marching to?
A. To set up a government of the people, by the people, for the people, and held in check by [...]

The closet-sized Meriden Public Library down the road from us took two weeks to come up with George R. R. Martin’s “A Clash of Kings.” I picked up the big golden hardback on Thursday evening, introducing Kate to our librarian and losing nearly an hour to a discussion (well, monologue, nearly) on town history. [...]

I wanted to make a birthday treat for John, so I arranged with Mike that we’d bring something by around 10, when the two of them would be done with dinner. With that in mind, I signed out of work a little early to get dinner done so that I could make a Dried [...]