New information comes to light

When I tell someone I’m a Quaker, inevitably someone tells me, “Really? You know, Richard Nixon was a Quaker,” with a smug little “look, I got you!” smile.

I’m going to start responding to this by telling my informant that they’ve been misinformed, and that Nixon was actually Rastafarian, behind closed doors.

One Response to “New information comes to light”

  1. billmarrs Says:

    Do you get a cut when I buy some Quaker Oats?