Why I love reading Paul Ford’s writing

I Am Making a Difference (Ftrain.com)

Man, I loves me some Paul Ford.

Rather than purchasing goods made by overseas laborers—who are often forced to work in unsafe conditions for low wages—I have kidnapped and enslaved a group of neighborhood children and chained them to a bench in my garage, where they make my clothes and build my gadgets. ¶ I carpool or ride my bike to Klan rallies. ¶ And I give public transit passes to my suicide bombers. ¶ I flush the toilet once a month. ¶ I avoid wasteful, ecologically unsound packaging by stealing. ¶ That barbecue sizzle? Humanely slaughtered pandas raised no more than ten miles from my home.

(Continued at Ftrain.com)

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