% Even as we regret who we haven't become, we value who we are. We seem to find meaning in what's never happened. Our self-portraits use a lot of negative space. -- Joshua Rothman Adam Hirsch % Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley Adam Hirsch % To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan and not quite enough time. - Leonard Bernstein Adam Hirsch % The one single way in which we can choose to not get old: by choosing not to be militant nativists of the era in which we first got laid. -- William Gibson Adam Hirsch % You can't think about fugitives and bears and bogeymen if you want to pick mushrooms. The woods are dark and deep, but mostly the darkness is in our heads. -- Langdon Cook, "The Mushroom Hunters" Adam Hirsch % Vision is not enough; it must be combined with venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps; we must step up the stairs. --Vaclav Havel Adam Hirsch % What we cannot reach flying we must reach limping. The Book tells us it is no sin to limp. --al-Hariri, from the Assemblies of al-Hariri. Adam Hirsch % This is something I would bring to the attention of every diplomat, politician and corporate leader: the future, eventually, will find you out. The future, wielding unimaginable tools of transparency, will have its way with you. In the end, you will be seen to have done that which you did. --William Gibson Adam Hirsch % It is the duty of governments to protect their citizens from harm. It is not government's task to protect its citizens' sensitivities, however justifiable and acute, from peacefully expressed views, however bizarre. - William Saunderson-Meyer % If wealth was the inevitable outcome of hard work and enterprise, then every woman in Africa would be a millionaire. - George Monbiot Adam Hirsch % It does not follow that, because a mountain appears to take on different shapes from angles of vision, it has objectively no shape at all or an infinity of shapes. - E.H. Carr, historian. Adam Hirsch % It's not the situation that's causing your stress: it's your thoughts, and you can change that right here and now. You can choose to be peaceful right here and now. Peace is a choice, and it has nothing to do with what other people do or think. - Gerald Jampolsky Adam Hirsch % "Baths, wine and sex spoil our bodies; but baths, wine and sex make up life." ["Balnea, vina, Venus corrumpunt corpora nostra; sed vitam faciunt balnea, vina, Venus."] - the epitaph of Tiberius Claudius Secundus. Adam Hirsch % Television's greatest appeal is that it is engaging without being at all demanding. -David Foster Wallace Adam Hirsch % We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is already disappearing. - R.D. Laing Adam Hirsch % If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. - Albert Einstein Adam Hirsch % It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can praise the living. --Eric Hoffer Adam Hirsch % Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Adam Hirsch % The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives. --Lois McMaster Bujold Adam Hirsch % Food is an important part of a balanced diet. --Fran Lebowitz Adam Hirsch % There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology - the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good. Adam Hirsch -- Robert Pirsig % We should tackle reality in a slightly jokey way, otherwise we miss its point. Adam Hirsch - Lawrence Durrell % Each of us is all the sums he has not counted: subtract us into nakedness and night again, and you shall see begin in Crete four thousand years ago the love that ended yesterday in Texas. -- Thomas Wolfe Adam Hirsch % I learned a long time ago that one note can go a long way, if it's the right one, and it will probably whip the guy with 20 notes. Adam Hirsch -- Les Paul % When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained. -Edward R. Murrow Adam Hirsch % There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk. Adam Hirsch - M.F.K. Fisher % I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. -- E.V. Lucas Adam Hirsch % When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - R. Buckminster Fuller Adam Hirsch % Life is more like wrestling than dancing. It demands so firm and watchful a stance against the unexpected. - Marcus Aurelius Adam Hirsch % Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly. - M.F.K. Fisher Adam Hirsch % I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard, cook and food writer. Adam Hirsch % He was a genius - that is to say, a man who does superlatively and without obvious effort something that most people cannot do by the uttermost exertion of their abilities. --Robertson Davies Adam Hirsch % Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. --E.B. White Adam Hirsch % The reverse side also has a reverse side. - Japanese proverb Adam Hirsch % A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. Adam Hirsch - Herman Melville % An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. Adam Hirsch - Will Rogers % Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead. It is going on all the time. - Charlotte Perkins Gilman Adam Hirsch % The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all. -- H.L. Mencken % "He treats reality like it's out to get him." - Jon Stewart, on George W. Bush. Adam Hirsch % Look, life isn't fair. We're all stuck with physical, mental, and chemical traits we'd rather not have, but the idea is to make the most of what you've got, not to be stymied by the ways you've gotten shortchanged. --Jamie Buffalino Adam Hirsch % I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it. Adam Hirsch -- Thomas Jefferson % You can't have art without resistance in the materials. -- William Morris Adam Hirsch % Socialist writer and textile artist William Morris said, "You can't have art without resistance in the materials." Blessed and burdened with the most malleable medium in human history, we are overwhelmed by a surfeit of dross, battered by chatter. -- Paul Ford % I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. Adam Hirsch -- Mahatma Gandhi % We postpone our literary work until we have more ripeness and skill to write, and we one day discover that our literary talent was a youthful effervescence which we have now lost. -Ralph Waldo Emerson Adam Hirsch % Just as inviting people over forces you to clean up your apartment, writing something that other people will read forces you to think well. -Paul Graham Adam Hirsch % If there be any among us who would wish to dissolve this Union or change its republican form, let them stand undisturbed as monuments of the safety with which error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it. -- Thomas Jefferson Adam Hirsch % We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people. -- Arthur Schopenhauer Adam Hirsch % Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science. -- Henri Poincare Adam Hirsch % Adam I deplore ... the putrid state into which our newspapers have Hirsch passed ... It is, however, an evil for which there is no remedy; our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and adam@baz.org that cannot be limited without being lost. -- Thomas Jefferson % There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause. Adam Hirsch -- P.J. O'Rourke % The hand that rules the press, the radio, the screen and the far-spread magazine, rules the country. -- Judge Learned Hand Adam Hirsch % The First Amendment presupposes that right conclusions are more likely to be gathered out of a multitude of tongues, than through any kind of authoritative selection. To many this is, and always will be, folly; but we have staked upon it our all. -- Judge Learned Hand % It is still in the lap of the gods whether a society can succeed which is based on 'civil liberties and human rights' conceived as I have tried to describe them; but of one thing at least we may be sure: the alternatives that have so far appeared have been immeasurably worse. -- Judge Learned Hand Adam Hirsch % Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything. -- Charles Kuralt Adam Hirsch % For two years I have refused to answer idle questions like... 'With which of your characters do you identify?' For God's sake, with whom does an author identify? With the adverbs, obviously. -Umberto Eco Adam Hirsch % Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. -- Robert Frost Adam Hirsch % For the great enemy of truth is very often not the lie -- deliberate, contrived and dishonest -- but the myth -- persistent, persuasive, and unrealistic. Too often we hold fast to the cliches of our forebears. We subject all facts to a prefabricated set of interpretations. We enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. - John F. Kennedy % All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why. -- James Thurber Adam Hirsch % It is not really an exaggeration to say that peace and happiness begin, geographically, where garlic is used in cooking. - X. Marcel Boulestin Adam Hirsch % The best thing for being sad is to learn something. That is the only thing that never fails. ... Learn why the world wags and what wags it. That is the only thing which the mind can never exhaust, never alienate, never be tortured by, never fear or distrust, and never dream of regretting. -- T. H. White, The Once and Future King % Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. - H.L. Mencken Adam Hirsch % My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its officeholders. - Mark Twain Adam Hirsch % "Disney world under martial law." -- Kurt Vonnegut, on the 1972 Republican Party Adam Hirsch % Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies: 'God damn it, you've got to be kind.' -- Kurt Vonnegut Adam Hirsch % Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. -- Peter Ustinov Adam Hirsch % Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. -- Mark Twain Adam Hirsch % When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. -- Mark Twain Adam Hirsch % ...the license to make mistakes becomes more limited with the passage of the years, so he who wants to take advantage of it must not wait too long. Adam Hirsch -- Primo Levi % Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. -- Lily Tomlin Adam Hirsch % Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. Adam Hirsch -- Mark Twain % The Right Reverend Zoweee Wow, on most romantic relationships on TV: I'm not saying love isn't great. I'm saying it's rarely so ponderously worded. Adam Hirsch % The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. Adam Hirsch -- Flannery O'Connor % If you can do what you want to do in this world and say what you want to say and make enough of a living to support your family, then you are successful. Adam Hirsch -- David Simon % Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock. - Ben Hecht Adam Hirsch % Be prepared, work hard, and hope for a little luck. Recognize that the harder you work and the better prepared you are, the more luck you might have. -Ed Bradley Adam Hirsch % I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. -- George Burns Adam Hirsch % I may further say that I have not observed men's honesty to increase with their riches. - Thomas Jefferson Adam Hirsch % It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. --William G. McAdoo Adam Hirsch % Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. -- Leo Rosten Adam Hirsch % The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it. -Patrick Young Adam Hirsch % The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever. -- Anatole France Adam Hirsch % A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. -- Henry Fielding Adam Hirsch % I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot. -- Steve Martin Adam Hirsch % God breaks the heart again and again and again until it stays open. -- Sufi teacher Hazrat Inayat Khan Adam Hirsch % Wanting to reform the world without discovering ones true self is like trying to cover the world with leather to avoid the pain of walking on stones and thorns. It is much simpler to wear shoes. -- Sri Ramana Maharshi Adam Hirsch % It's only in our minds that we are separate from the rest of the world. Adam Hirsch - Gay Luce % Adam Hirsch The problem is not that we have too many fools; it's adam@baz.org that the lightning isn't distributed right. -Mark Twain % I do not believe that sheer suffering teaches. If suffering alone suffering must be added mourning, understanding, patience, love, openness, and the willingness to remain vulnerable. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh % Driving in Boston is a little like being sold by your family to the owners of a brothel; you've got to learn to FIGHT to survive... - Tracy Weber-Tierney Adam Hirsch % People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news. -AJ Liebling Adam Hirsch % Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everybody gets busy on the proof. -J.K. Galbraith Adam Hirsch % Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. -- W.H. Auden Adam Hirsch % The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. Adam Hirsch -- William James % Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be. -- Jim Horning. Adam Hirsch % People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. - Soren Kierkegaard Adam Hirsch % I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed. -- Frank Deford Adam Hirsch % Everybody gets so much information all day Adam Hirsch long that they lose their common sense. -- Gertrude Stein % Libertarianism is just taking the enlightenment Adam Hirsch out of "enlightened self interest." -anon % When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained. -Edward R. Murrow Adam Hirsch % Memories are interpretations, not truth. -- Iain M. Banks Adam Hirsch % Stare, pry, listen, eavesdrop. Die knowing something. You are not here long. Adam Hirsch - Walker Evans % There's nothing wrong with having ambitious goals. You just need to temper them with physics and reality. -- Vint Cerf Adam Hirsch % And sleeping is a gateway drug / To being awake, being awake, being awake again -- TMBG Adam Hirsch % Ninety percent of everything is crap. --Theodore Sturgeon Adam Hirsch % If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists. Adam Hirsch -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery % I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually. -James Baldwin Adam Hirsch % Life changes fast. Life changes in the instant. You sit down to dinner and life as you know it ends. -- Joan Didion Adam Hirsch % The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well, duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial-free. --Will Durst % For like a week I'd been suffering from such deep seated self-doubt that I hadn't been able to pick up so much as a bar of soap without thinking, "I'm not going to do this right." -- Chris Onstad, in _Achewood_ Adam Hirsch % It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important. -Martin Luther King, Jr Adam Hirsch % We're here to eat the ice cream that is, not the ice cream that could be. Adam Hirsch -- Jeff Yaus % Ecology is the science of understanding consequences. -Frank Herbert Adam Hirsch % War is not an adventure. It is a disease. It is like typhus. --Antoine De Saint-Exupery % Why do you have to be a nonconformist, like everyone else? -- James Thurber Adam Hirsch % Hell, if you understood everything I said, you'd be me. -- Miles Davis Adam Hirsch % Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. -E. DeGeneres % You can tell you have successfully created God in your own image when it turns out that He or She hates all the same people you do. -Anne Lamott Adam Hirsch % Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better. Adam Hirsch -- Laurie Anderson % We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are. -Sartre Adam Hirsch % It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese. -- Carl Sagan Adam Hirsch % Have nothing in your house which you do not know to be beautiful or believe to be useful. - William Morris Adam Hirsch % My will veers between the point at which one is reduced to the sole desire for death and the intention of conquering the world by sword and fire. -- Cesar Vallejo % Newspapers are unable, seemingly, to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation. -- George Bernard Shaw % I love my country so much, man / like an exasperating friend. -- Mike Doughty Adam Hirsch % We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered. -- Tom Stoppard Adam Hirsch % A central component of my spiritual life is that I don't force myself to be beholden to what I believed God was yesterday. -- Mike Doughty Adam Hirsch % Your ego is like your liver. We evolved with egos because we need them to survive. The problem is once you start letting your ego run the joint. It's like letting your spleen be in charge. -- David Johansen Adam Hirsch % Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit. -- Aristotle Adam Hirsch % The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were. --David Brinkley Adam Hirsch % Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. -- Mahatma Gandhi % Business is amassing great sums by charging admission to the ritual simulation of its own lynching. -- Thomas Frank, on "anti-consumerist" advertising Adam Hirsch % Comfort has its place, but it seems rude to visit another country dressed as if you've come to mow its lawns. - David Sedaris Adam Hirsch % Perhaps it is a handicap, in writing about the relationship between men and women, to be conclusive. To be aghast and muddled and fascinated is at least a good start. - Rosemary Dinnage Adam Hirsch % The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. -- Elizabeth Taylor Adam Hirsch % What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on? -- Henry David Thoreau % The skill of writing is to create a context in which other people can think. -- Edwin Schlossberg % We came here to say to all of you that apathy isn't it. We can do something. OK, so Flower Power didn't work. So what. We start again. - John Lennon Adam Hirsch % Sometimes you just need to step back an order of magnitude and look at the thing with a cold, detached eye. Life looks a lot simpler when viewed from above. We all look like ants going either towards sugar or away from danger. We ain't so complicated. -- Roast Beef, http://www.achewood.com/ Adam Hirsch % We prove ourselves citizens of a democracy not by our winning of elections but by our agreeing to lose elections. -- Lewis H. Lapham Adam Hirsch % I have as little superstition in me as any man living, but my secret opinion has ever been, and still is, that God Almighty will not give up a people to military destruction, or leave them unsupportedly to perish, who have so earnestly and so repeatedly sought to avoid the calamities of war, by every decent method which wisdom could invent. --Thomas Paine % The heat! It comes round corners at you like an animal with windmill arms. As I enter my bedroom, it stuns, thuds, throttles, spins me round by my soaking hair, lays me flat as a mat and bat-blind on my boiled and steaming bed. We keep oozing from the ice-cream counters to the chemist's. Cold beer is bottled God. -- Dylan Thomas % We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming. -- Don Delillo % You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men. Adam Hirsch -- Max Beerbohm % I am the king of the Romans and above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund I, at the Council of Constance (1414), on being corrected on a grammatical error by a prelate. Adam Hirsch % Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. Adam Hirsch - Anton Chekhov % The pleasures of the table - that lovely old-fashioned phrase - depict food as an art form, as a delightful part of civilized life. 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Adam Hirsch -- Jay Scott % The future is already here; it's just not very evenly distributed. -- William Gibson % Freedom is not an ideal, it is not even a protection, if it means nothing more than the freedom to stagnate, to live without dreams, to have no greater aim than a second car and another television set. - Adlai Stevenson Adam Hirsch % I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. -- Umberto Eco % The influence of each human being on others Adam Hirsch in this life is a kind of immortality. - John Quincy Adams % You know, most the people I've known in this business, Republicans and Democrats, conservatives and liberals, were good people, honest people, and they did what they thought was right. And I hope that I'll live long enough to see American politics return to vigorous debates where we argue who's right and wrong, not who's good and bad. -- Bill Clinton % There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know. --Ambrose Bierce Adam Hirsch % Adam Hirsch Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose adam@baz.org with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. web.baz.org -- P.J. O'Rourke % Adam Hirsch History repeats itself the way pi repeats itself: adam@baz.org The same digits come up over and over, but there web.baz.org doesn't seem to be any pattern to them. -- Jay Scott % Sixty years ago, those who thought they could teach the world how to live the only right way, which was their way, and launched unprovoked wars claiming this was the only thing could do to defend their values those were the people we called the enemy. -- Christopher Dickey, Newsweek, 6/4/2004 Adam Hirsch % It seems to me that we humans sometimes forget that we are animals too; in the best sense -- the pure sense of the forest where our first memories were made. 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It's a girl you love, it's fly-tying, it's a banjo -- all the things that make you want to dance. -- Billy Connolly % Adam Hirsch I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis adam@baz.org and I don't deserve that either. -- Jack Benny % Life is a zoo in a jungle. -- Peter De Vries % I have the audacity to believe that peoples everywhere can have three meals a day for their bodies, education and culture for their minds, and dignity, equality and freedom for their spirits. - Martin Luther King, Jr. Adam Hirsch % Do not wait for life. Do not long for it. Be aware, always and at every moment, that the miracle is in the here and now. -- Marcel Proust Adam Hirsch % adam@baz.org Barring that natural expression of villainy which we Adam Hirsch all have, the man looked honest enough. -- Mark Twain % adam@baz.org | The people I distrust most are those who want to improve Adam Hirsch | our lives but have only one course of action. -- Frank Herbert % adam@ | The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future baz.org | is, in fact, a return to the idealised past. -- Robertson Davies % The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. -- Martin Luther King, Jr % If man has no tea in him, he is incapable of understanding truth and beauty. -- Japanese Proverb Adam Hirsch % Whoever does not laugh at my funeral might as well join me. -- Jay Scott Adam Hirsch % I hate writing. I love having written. -- Dorothy Parker Adam Hirsch % Violence solves plenty of things, but they're the wrong things. -- Jay Scott Adam Hirsch % Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. - Sidney J. Harris Adam Hirsch % You can fool too many of the people too much of the time. -- James Thurber Adam Hirsch % History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. -- Mark Twain Adam Hirsch % I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm. --James Thurber % The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. Adam Hirsch -- Harlan Ellison % The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. They also laughed at Bozo the Clown. Adam Hirsch -- Carl Sagan % You only live once, but if you work it right once is enough. --Joe E. Lewis Adam Hirsch % As someone who works in public radio, I work in a medium that's less popular than jousting, a sport that's been dead for 600 years -- Ira Glass Adam Hirsch % If we could only find the courage to leave our destiny to chance, to accept the fundamental mystery of our lives, then we might be closer to the sort of happiness that comes with innocence. - Luis Bunuel Adam Hirsch % In times of drastic change, it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists. - Eric Hoffer Adam Hirsch % Sentimentality about children's welfare comes and goes, apparently: highest when there's the chance to moralize about adult behavior, lowest when it comes to resource allocation. --Laura Kipnis Adam Hirsch % "Information superhighway" anagrams to "I'm on a huge wispy rhino fart," which when you think about it seems pretty apt, really. Adam Hirsch % There is a phenomenon in politics -- and the left isn't any more exempt from it than the right -- of cognitive dissonance, in which you bend the world, you hypnotize yourself into seeing the world in such a way as to make it unnecessary for you to rethink your first premises. --Todd Gitlin % Punctuality is the virtue of the bored. - Evelyn Waugh % We either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same. - Carlos Castaneda Adam Hirsch % Griefs upon griefs! Disappointments upon disappointments! What then? This is a gay, merry world notwithstanding. - John Adams Adam Hirsch % The longer I live, the more I read, the more patiently I think, and the more anxiously I inquire, the less I seem to know... adam@ Do justly. Love mercy. Walk humbly. This is enough. So baz.org questions and so answers your affectionate grandfather. -John Adams % Truth and relationships don't make life better... Truth and relationships make life *possible*. --Craig Wright Adam Hirsch % Yes, people can contrive misleading statistics. That's nothing compared with their ability to script tailored anecdotes. Think of it this way: An anecdote is just a statistic with a sample size of one. You can "prove" anything at all that way. - Bob Lewis % Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates. - Mark Twain, "Life on the Mississippi" Adam Hirsch % When they say 'Paris is for lovers' what they mean is 'Paris is for kids who like to stop and block the sidewalk and suck face.' -Jesse Vincent Adam Hirsch % It's been a feverish time in the garden too; all the plants are producing flowers and thus becoming for a time not-plants. I do know that the flowers are functional and that I should read nothing into their vivid madness, but it's hard to maintain firm rationality in the face of a yellow rhododendron in full bloom. It's the great warm arbitrariness of spring, and it never gets old. Adam Hirsch -Jon Carroll % The TV business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson Adam Hirsch % I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read and all the friends I want to see. - John Burroughs Adam Hirsch % After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. -P.J. O'Rourke Adam Hirsch % I think of myself as transcending the naughty/nice dichotomy. -Regis Donovan Adam Hirsch % Watch as I solve this complicated kernel issue by setting fire to the data center. - the Right Rev. Zoweee Wow % ... the only hope for rock'n'roll, aside from everybody playing nothing but shrieking atonal noise through arbitor distorters, is women. Balls are what ruined both rock and politics in the first place, and I demand the world be turned over to the female sex immediately. - Lester Bangs % I am not going to question your opinions. I am not going to meddle with your belief. I am not going to dictate to you mine. All that I say is, examine, inquire. Look into the nature of things. Search out the grounds of your opinions, the for and the against. Know why you believe, understand what you believe, and possess a reason for the faith that is in you. - Frances Wright Adam Hirsch % What is love, anyway, aside from a liquor-fueled period of psychosis counteracted with a lifetime's worth of received romantic notions and a tingling sensation in the pants? -Carina Chocano Adam Hirsch % Stop complaining about how you don't have a life. You "live" a life, you don't "have" a life. If you really want to live a more balanced life, start looking at the choices you are making. You are not in prison. - Barbara Moses Adam Hirsch % To suggest that war can prevent war is a base play on words and a despicable form of warmongering. 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That is all that is holding us together, stories and compassion. - Barry Lopez % To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. -Theodore Roosevelt % There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americans ... The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all possibility of its continuing to be a nation at all, would be to permit it to become a tangle of squabbling nationalities. -Theodore Roosevelt % People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense. - Ken Kesey % "Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasels." -Homer Simpson % There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams % The image of myself which I try to create in my own mind in order that I may love myself is very different from the image I try to create in the minds of others in order that they may love me. - W.H. Auden % I think we never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead -- and then not until we have been dead years and years. People ought to start dead and then they would be honest so much earlier. -- Mark Twain % While I usually come down on the side of intuition, I must point out that every novice programmer has a multitude of bad habits that must be beat out of him or her. Our abhorrence of violence (which was beat into us by our culture) should not deter us from beating civility into those who need it. -- Larry Wall % It is best to love first what you are fitted to love, I suppose: You must start somewhere, and have some roots ... -- J.R.R. Tolkien, in "The Return of the King" % Because people are most aware of the verbal, rational part of their brains, they assume that every part of their mind should be amenable to the pressure of argument and will. Not so. Words, good ideas, and logic mean nothing to at least two brains out of three. Much of one's mind does not take orders. -- Lewis, Amini, and Lannon, "A General Theory of Love" % Called up the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms regional office and asked, "What wine goes best with an M-16?" The guy who answered did his best to be helpful: "That depends. What are you smoking?" --unknown % The fairest thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science. --Einstein % You know these things as thoughts, but your thoughts are not your experiences, they are the echo and aftereffect of your experiences: as when your room trembles after a carriage goes past. I, however, am sitting in the carriage, and often I am the carriage itself. --Nietzche % To fall into habit is to cease to be. -- Miguel de Unamuno % Doubt is an uncomfortable condition, but certainty is a ridiculous one. -- Voltaire % . When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that adam@baz.org . something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he Adam Hirsch . states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong. -- Arthur C. Clarke % You can have anything you want. You just can't have everything you want. -- Peter McWilliams % Life is very nice, but it lacks form. It's the aim of art to give it some. - French playwright Jean Anouilh % The night wind with the big dark curves of the night sky in it, the night wind gets inside of me and understands all of my secrets. -- Carl Sandburg % What I am I am, and say not. Adam Hirsch Being is the great explainer. - Henry Thoreau % War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce, writer (1842-1914) % Prayer: Whatever happens. Whatever /what is/ is is what I want. Only that. But that. -Galway Kinnell % There will come a time when you will think everything is finished. That will be the beginning. - Louis L'Amour % "'What chance do I have?'... *Life* is your chance, Arthur; grab it! Squeeze the milk of life into your dirty glass and drink it warm!" -- The Tick % A lost child crying stumbling over the dark fields Adam Hirsch catching fireflies -- Ryusui % We all like to use jargon, because it makes us sound like steely-eyed square-jawed heroes in technothrillers. 'Power down that microwave emitter, honey. I've interfaced with the Davanni's pizza uplink, and have acquired a clerk; we should be eventuating supper by 2000 hours.' -- James Lileks % Think out your plan like a woman of action, then act out your plan like a woman of thought. -Carmen Sandiego % "Irony" is renaming the national airport after the President who fired all the air traffic controllers. -Samantha Matthews % Be devoted to the unification of the diverse aspects of yourself. The quality of time you spend with someone far outweighs the quantity. -Tom Waits % So, the person who hits the one chord with vigour and commitment can be as musical as a person who has access to ten thousand chords and plays too many of them; they're all wrong. -- Robert Fripp % Time can but make it easier to be wise Adam Hirsch Though now it seems impossible, and so Patience is all that you have need of. -- Yeats % The more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Lee Trevino % The universe consists almost entirely of nothing, and yet attics overflow. - J.P. Scott % Everything in life is either sexual or political... take your pick. - Harold Ramis % Too late. Why am I so stupid? I can design you a structure to withstand hundred-foot waves for thirty years or more and make it as sturdy and safe as any other designer could for the weight and the budget, but I can't see my hand in front of my face when it comes to doing sensible things with my own life. -- Iain Banks, "The Bridge" % "Tempeh burgers. Why do vegetarians spend so much time trying to make vegetables taste like meat? Do monks buy a lot of inflatable sex dolls?" -- Kyle Baker, "Why I Hate Saturn" % My body has a mind of its own, but fortunately my mind has a body of its own. - J.P. Scott % Beauty is no end in itself, but if it makes our lives less miserable so that we might be more kind -- well, then, let's have beauty, painted on our porcelain, hanging on our walls, ringing through our stories. We are a sorry tribe of beasts. We need all the help we can get. -G. Maguire % Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero. << Seize today, and put as little trust as you can in the morrow. >> - Horace % Perfect does not mean perfect actions in a perfect world, but appropriate actions in an imperfect one. - R. H. Blyth % Voyages are accomplished inwardly, and the most hazardous ones, needless to say, are made without moving from the spot. -Henry Miller Adam Hirsch % If I own a cow, the cow owns me. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Adam Hirsch % Every word is true, but I can't say the same for the sentences. - J.P. Scott Adam Hirsch % the statue made me high / the statue made me high the truth is where the sculptor's chisel chipped away the lie --They Might Be Giants % To wish to meet an author personally because you have admired his work is as unwise as to want to meet a goose because you like pate de foie gras. - Arthur Koestler % Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is to you. -- Emerson Adam Hirsch % We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us. -- Marcel Proust % A flash of lightning -- into the gloom, the heron's cry. -Basho % Adam Hirsch Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, adam@baz.org it is time to pause and reflect. -- Mark Twain % When you boil rice, regard the cooking pot as your own head. --Zen saying Adam Hirsch % You become what you think about all day long. -Ralph Waldo Emerson Adam Hirsch % Kiss / the mouth / that tells you, "here, / here is the world." -Galway Kinnell % Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. -anon % Forget for this moment the smog and the cars and the restaurants and the skating and remember only this -- a kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true. - Steve Martin % Ecstasy had initially seemed a fraudulent description for the drug, as far as Simon was concerned. The first couple of times he had taken it he'd said to Sarah, "If this is ecstasy, then a -Will Self, drug which produces mild pique could justifiably be called 'rage'." Great_Apes % Lose your mind and come to your senses. -Fritz Perls % Zen is like soap. First you wash with it, and then you wash off the soap. -Yamaoka Tesshu % People would rather sleep their way through life than stay awake for it. -- Edward Albee % One word -- to a wise man. One lash -- to a bright horse. - Zen saying % There is only the marvelous and nothing but the marvelous. -- Henry Miller % When you eventually see through the veils to how things really are, you will keep saying again and again, "This is certainly not like we thought it was." -- Rumi % With any band, with any person, if you really wanted to pry, you can always find dirt. People don't pry hard enough and you think, 'Well, geez, maybe we should get some kind of press officer to try and stir something up, make us look more exciting.' -- Barenaked Ladies' Steven Page % "Panic. Followed by more panic." -- Tom Waits on theater % I didn't go to the clubs, so my whole knowledge of this music is through the radio, and there is no real sort of reason to take an Ecstasy in front of the radio and go mental. -- Paul Van Dyk on enjoying electronica without Ecstasy % Parents, when they raise their kids right, they know the difference between fantasy and reality. Maybe it's just because I'm in control of myself, but none of his lyrics make me go out and do anything. -- Missy Elliott on Eminem % I've always wanted to smash a guitar over someone's head. You just can't do that with a piano. -- Elton John % I like to hear crazy rumors. Didn't I die in a car accident? My mom called me about that one -- she was really concerned. And then there was the time I raped someone. My mom also called me about that: 'I'm so disappointed in you!' But she doesn't call me about them anymore. I banned her from the Internet. -- Rivers Cuomo % The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. -Stephen Fry % Our entire life, with our fine moral code and our precious freedom, consists ultimately in accepting ourselves as we are. -Jean Anouilh % Chaos is the score upon which reality is written. -Henry Miller % In this world we have to burn complete, resolve ourselves fully, each one in the flames and the resolution appropriate to him. --Juan Ramon Jimenez % My nature is subdued to what it works in, like the dyer's hand. -Shakespeare % Know all things to be like this: As a magician makes illusions of horses, oxen, carts, and other things, Nothing is as it appears. -The Buddha % To be surprised, to wonder, is to begin to understand. -Jose Ortega y Gasset % Just washed, How chill The white leeks! -Basho % What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong % Usually when someone believes in a particular religion, his attitude becomes more and more a sharp angle pointing away from himself. In our way, the point of the angle is always towards ourselves. - Shunryu Suzuki % The fairest thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science. -- Einstein % Adam Hirsch We are dancing in the hollow of nothingness. adam@baz.org We are one flesh, but separated like stars. - Henry Miller % We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H. L. Mencken % I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't the guts to bite people themselves. -- George Bernard Shaw % Never turn your back on reality. It surrounds you. -Stanislaw J. Lec % Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your ass or publicizing it; keep cool, but care. -- Thomas Pynchon % There may be some things better than sex, and some things may be worse. But there is nothing exactly like it. -- W. C. Fields % It is the test of a good religion whether you can make a joke about it. -- G. K. Chesterton % What is life without beauty? And what is beauty but an endless struggle against chaos and bad jokes? -- Bette Midler % Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience; this is the ideal life. -- Mark Twain % Any person who can't explain their work to a fourteen-year-old is a charlatan. -- Irving Langmuir % Time goes, you say? Ah, no. Alas, time stays. We go. - Henry Austin Dobson % It will never replace a good piece of ass, but the mind is a wonderful thing. -- Dennis Lamour % In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- Mencken % . Loading mercury with a pitchfork . your truck is almost full. The neighbors . take a certain pride in you. They http://web.baz.org/~adam/ . stand around watching. - Richard Brautigan % One of the sturdiest precepts in the study of human delusion is that every golden age is either past or in the offing. -Michael Chabon, _The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay_ % Do not waste time bothering whether you 'love' your neighbour; act as if you did. -C. S. Lewis % Adam Hirsch . Recently spotted bumper sticker: adam@baz.org . WWJD? http://web.baz.org/~adam/ . JWRTFM % Q: Why do we treat those we love so badly? A: Who else would put up with it? -- Matt Groening % A rabbi whose congregation doesn't want to drive him out of town isn't a rabbi. -- Talmudic saying % Starting to think that all the world's problems can be solved adam@baz.org with either oyster sauce or backing vocals. -- Brian Eno Adam Hirsch % Saying that cultural objects have value is like saying that telephones have conversations. -- Brian Eno % The Greek Underworld kicks ass. It's like "Six Flags Over Psychotic Depression," and Cerberus is the Ultra Twister. -- L. Fitzgerald Sjöberg % Must be the central problem of politics -- Do you paint simplistic pictures that make people act (and leave them with too simple a view of the world) or do you paint bafflingly shaded and contingent scenes that leave people paralysed by indecision? -- Brian Eno % "What do you say to a man who's killed a lion with his bare hands and is sleeping with your wife?" - Derek Mason, asked about his wife's affair with a Masai warrior % And I'm thinking, man, if you live in a world where this cartoon with ancient woodcuts of naked people discussing campaign finance reform is the worst thing from the outside world that you run across, you're certainly not living in the same reality that I am. -- Dan Perkins (Tom Tomorrow) % Assuming ascension, assumption, assent all of our nonsense is finally non-sent with honorable mention for whatever we meant i am your contents and i am content -- Fyodor Visotsky, "afterglow" % The best things in life aren't things. - Art Buchwald % "You keep cereal in your desk? That's the coolest thing I've ever seen!" "Yeah, well, you're young." -- Brian Michael Bendis, in _Powers_ % adam . The most incomprehensible thing about @baz.org . the world is that it is incomprehensible. -- Albert Einstein % To give your sheep or cow a large spacious meadow adam@baz.org is the way to control him. - Shunryu Suzuki Adam Hirsch % I kept hanging the moon Adam Hirsch On the pine tree and taking it off, adam@baz.org Gazing at it the while. -Hokushi http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % People like us, who believe in physics, know that . Adam Hirsch the distinction between past, present, and future . adam@baz.org is only a stubbornly persistent illusion. -Einstein . web.baz.org/~adam/ % I hear the unblown flute Adam Hirsch In the deep summer shadows adam@baz.org Of the Temple of Suma. -Basho http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % "Does anyone have a question?" asked Lin-chi. "If so, let him ask it now. But the instant you open your mouth you are already way off." -zen story % English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgment, and education -- sometimes it's sheer luck, like getting across the street. - E.B. White % Writing a novel is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can make the entire journey that way. - E.L. Doctorow % you've pierced this / and branded that / you've done the drugs / you've done your friends / you've done the friends of other friends / so why not try some amputation? / you can feel so stupid when it's over / -- "Cut Off Your Head", by Jim Infantino % "I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin." - W.C. Fields % Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon. -- Alexander Pope % There is no reality except in action. -- Sartre % For the absurd man it is not a matter of explaining and solving, but of experiencing and describing. Everything begins with lucid indifference. -- Albert Camus % For millenia mankind has believed that nothing can come out of nothing. Today we can argue that everything has come out of nothing. Nobody has to pay for the universe. It is the ultimate free lunch. - Paul Davies % All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; to one life before we can enter another. - Anatole France % The basic condition of human life is happiness. --The Dalai Lama % A frontier is never a place; it is a time and a way of life. -Hal Borland % Anything we fully do is an alone journey. -- Natalie Goldberg % The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. -William James % I've always said that 'xlock -swarm' is an accurate simulation of the plight of even a moderately atractive female at any tech industry convention. % Adam Hirsch Sometimes I would almost rather have adam@baz.org people take away years of my life http://web.baz.org/~adam/ than take away a moment. -- Pearl Bailey % Nor love thy life nor hate but what thou liv'st live well. -- John Milton % Adam Hirsch . There's no difference between fate and free will. adam@baz.org . Here I am; put here, come here. No difference. Same thing. -- Grant Morrison, in "The Invisibles" #1 % I've got a song about busting up a Starbucks. It's an anti-anti-WTO song. It's essentially a pro-Starbucks song. I saw this picture of a guy sticking his foot through a plate-glass window in a Starbucks in Seattle, and he was wearing a Nike. -M. Doughty % Seize from every moment its unique novelty and do not prepare your joys. -- Andre Gide Adam Hirsch % How could there be any question of acquiring or possessing, when the one thing needful for a person is to *become* -- to *be* at last, and to die in the fullness of their being. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery Adam Hirsch % This world, after all our sciences, is still a miracle: wonderful, inscrutable, magical and more, to whover will think of it. Adam Hirsch -- Thomas Carlyle % "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" Adam Hirsch - Mary Oliver % Ani maybe you don't like your job / maybe you didn't get enough sleep DiFranco: well nobody likes their job / and nobody got enough sleep maybe you just had / the worst day of your life but you know there's no escape and no excuse / so just suck up and be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice be nice % Dictum ad tuam matrem. adam@baz.org % Scalding coffee from a freezing cup. At the rim no telling Which is which. -- Lou Hartman % i imagine that yes is the only living thing -- e.e. cummings % Reality is the leading cause of stress among those who are in touch with it. -- Jane Wagner % Sooner murder an infant in its cradle than nurse unacted desires. - William Blake % Out beyond fields of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there. -- Rumi % "Silence!" commanded the lecturing monk. "Very bad to make disturbance in the Zendo! Time and place for everything!" Anger wasn't good for his English. "Shouting is for outside, New York City full of shouting! Not in Zendo." "Knock knock Zendo!" I shouted. "Monk monk goose!" -- Jonathan Lethem % In the slaughterhouse of love, they kill Adam Hirsch only the best, none of the weak or deformed. adam@baz.org Don't run away from this dying. Whoever's not killed for love is dead meat. -- Jelaluddin Rumi % How we live our days is, of course, how we live our lives. - Annie Dillard adam@baz.org> % A: "Bob, I found some mistakes here..." Adam Hirsch B: "Remember, mistakes are just opportunities." adam@baz.org A: "Okay, I found some opportunities here in your network diagram, then." % A sword cannot cut itself. Desire cannot overcome itself. Self cannot understand itself. The Way cannot be followed by trying. -- zen aphorism % Life is painful, suffering is optional. -- Sylvia Boorstein % adam@baz.org . The dust will not settle in our time. And when it does some . great roaring machine will come and whirl it all skyhigh again. Adam Hirsch . --Samuel Beckett % It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, . adam@baz.org and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. -- Agnes Repplier . Adam Hirsch % When all else fails, pour a pint of Guinness in the gas tank, advance the spark 20 degrees, cry "God Save the Queen!", and pull the starter knob. - MG "Series MGA" Workshop Manual % In ancient times they said a thing was holy if it made you hold your tongue. We said a thing was holy if it made it you laugh. That's all. Adam Hirsch -- John Crowley, in _Engine Summer_ % The big corporations are suddenly taking notice of the web, and their reactions have been slow. Even the computer industry failed to see the importance of the Internet, but that's not saying much. Let's face it, the computer industry failed to see that the century would end. - Douglas Adams % Deciding to go public because you're worried the money train is leaving the station is to management what deciding to have a baby because you're afraid your boyfriend is going to leave you is to romance. -- www.suck.com Adam Hirsch % And you may ask yourself, "Am I right? ... Am I wrong?" And you may tell yourself, "My God! What have I done?" -- Talking Heads % MOTHER NATURE BATS LAST -- seen on a bumper sticker % Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower % Nothing great is created suddenly, any more than a bunch of grapes or a fig. If you tell me that you desire a fig, I answer you that there must be time. Let it first blossom, then bear fruit, then ripen. -- Epictetus Adam Hirsch % I discovered on Saturday that I find strip joints more surreal than erotic. Sure, there's an aesthetic appeal as regards the women in question, but it was more like the appeal of being in a museum. Well, okay, a really disturbed museum where the art keeps asking you for twenties, and where the patrons observe the exhibits *really intensely*. -- J.A.Y. % adam@baz.org . I arise in the morning torn between a desire to Adam Hirsch . improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. http://web.baz.org/~adam/ . This makes it hard to plan the day. -- E.B. White % As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. -- Dick Cavett % It is difficult to produce a television documentary . adam@baz.org that is both incisive and probing when every twelve . Adam Hirsch minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits . singing about toilet paper. -- Rod Serling . http://web.baz.org/ % Inegalitarianism and exclusiveness are not cool. 'First' world a @ . opulence is not cool. A culture that keeps hyping people to consume d b o is not cool. America(tm) is not cool. And the people who fall for a a r the hype are the worst kind of uncool: they're suckers. -- Kalle Lasn m z g % adam@ . The only person stopping you from doing something is yourself, and baz.org . looking for excuses all the time just gets in the way of obtaining adam . your own goals. It's like the writer who keeps getting up and hirsch . staightening out the pictures in the room. -- Chrissie Hynde % If the home is to become a non-stop movie house, God help the home. -Orson Welles Adam Hirsch % Overheard on irc: are we having fun yet? I don't think so. I've had fun before, and it wasn't like this. % | -- where I played myself. Then I star in a French film called | Will someone please cast me as an axe murderer? - Elvis Costello % Television is the way it is simply because people tend to be extremely similar in their vulgar and prurient and dumb interests and wildly different in their refined and aesthetic and noble interests. -- David Foster Wallace % Irony has only emergency use. Carried over time, it is the voice of the trapped who have come to enjoy their cage. -Lewis Hyde Adam Hirsch % adam . And make no mistake: irony tyrannizes us. The reason why our @baz.org . pervasive cultural irony is at once so powerful and so unsatisfying adam . is that an ironist is impossible to pin down. All U.S. irony is hirsch . based on an implicit "I don't really mean what I'm saying." -DFW % Whether up here or down there, I am an American tourist, and am thus ex a @ . officio large, fleshy, red, loud, coarse, condescending, self-absorbed, d b o spoiled, appearance-conscious, ashamed, despairing, and greedy: the a a r world's only known species of bovine carnviore. - David Foster Wallace m z g % After absorbing so much about it from the media, actually visiting Los Angeles in person produces a curious feeling of relief at finding a place that actually confirms your stereotyped preconceptions instead of confounding them and making you loathe your own ignorance and susceptibility to media stereotype. Adam Hirsch -- David Foster Wallace % It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to. Adam Hirsch -- Franklin P. Jones % Mankind in general occupies the position between the angels and the French. Adam Hirsch -Mark Twain % Technically, Windows is an `operating system,' which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating. -- Dave Barry Adam Hirsch % If I regret anything at all, it's the way we wasted our time and skills. All the false alleys, and bogus friends, the misapplication of our energies. All the delusions we had about who we were. - John Le Carre, The Secret Pilgrim % Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. -- W. Somerset Maugham % It is very poor consolation to be told that the man who has given one a bad dinner, or poor wine, is irreproachable in private life. Even the cardinal virtues cannot atone for half-cold entrees. -- Oscar Wilde Adam Hirsch <> adam@baz.org <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % The seven phases of a project: 1. Exultation | 5. Punishment of the innocent 2. Confusion | 6. Distinction for the uninvolved 3. Disenchantment | 7. Burying the bodies and scattering the ashes 4. Search for the guilty -- From Gregory Benford, "Timescape" Adam Hirsch <> adam@baz.org <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % Just because no one understands you doesn't make you an artist. --unknown Adam Hirsch % We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. -- Vice President Dan Quayle Adam Hirsch % Professionals tend to fire on the same synapses all the time ... I think it's crucial that you enjoy yourself along the way. I was encouraged to read that a drink a day lessens overall mortality. And I have also declared chocolate a vegetable. - Susan Love, surgery professor at UCLA % No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. - P. J. O'Rourke % I do not know whether it ought to be so, but certainly silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. Wickedness is always wickedness, but folly is not always folly. It depends upon the character of those who handle it. - Jane Austen, _Emma_ Adam Hirsch % Schmendiman: Remember, the shortest distance between two points is a foot and a half. No pun intended. Freddy: No pun achieved. - Steve Martin, _Picasso at the Lapin Agile_ % Suzanne: See, men are always talking about their things. Like it's not them. Gaston: What things? Suzanne: The things between their legs. Gaston: Ah, yes. Louie. -Steve Martin, _Picasso at the Lapin Agile_ % First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII -- and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure. -Douglas Adams % The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and Adam Hirsch standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist adam@baz.org and trained nurse, a little later on. - Elbert Hubbard % Fate is not an eagle; it creeps like a rat. -- Elizabeth Bowen Adam Hirsch % If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. -- Amy Tan Adam Hirsch % If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever. Is this good news? -- Robert Anthony Adam Hirsch % Look, we're all the same; a man is a fourteen-room house -- in adam the bedroom he's asleep with his intelligent wife, in the living hirsch room he's rolling around with some bare-ass girl, in the library adam@baz.org he's paying his taxes, in the yard he's raising tomatoes, and in the cellar he's making a bomb to blow it all up. -- Arthur Miller % We are the protagonists and the authors of our own drama. adam It is up to us; there is no-one left to blame. Neither the hirsch "system," nor our leaders, nor our parents. We can't go out adam@baz.org and hang the first amoeba. -- Rebecca McClen Novick % Every damn thing is your own fault, if you're any good. -- Hemingway Adam Hirsch % There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel no-one else has a right to blame us. -- Oscar Wilde Adam Hirsch % I am not afraid ... I was born to do this. -- Joan of Arc Adam Hirsch % I'm an acknowledged Beavis and Butt-Head addict. I think I may have the largest Beavis and Butt-Head memorabilia collection on the East Coast. -- Patrick Stewart % In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice, of course, there is. % Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Seven; One to install the new bulb, and six to determine what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years. % It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson % I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudo-science. And in addition, to whatever measure this Adam Hirsch term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true. -Carl Sagan % Adam Hirsch Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint. - Dave Sim, author of Cerebus. % The computer can't tell you the emotional story. Adam Hirsch It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. -F. Zappa % [Mark Kingwell]: Do you ever watch television? [Umberto Eco]: When I need it. I use my car when I need it. I watch television when I need it. I navigate on the Internet when I need it. When I don't, I drink scotch, which is far, far better. - from an interview in the Globe and Mail % Q. What animal would you be if you could be an animal? . adam@baz.org A. You already are an animal. . Adam Hirsch -- Douglas Coupland, in _Microserfs_ . web.baz.org % When you see such photos, you can't help but wonder at just how sweet and sad and innocent all moments of life are rendered by the tripping of a camera's shutter, for at that point the future is still unknown and has yet to hurt us, and also for that brief moment, our poses are accepted as honest. - Douglas Coupland, in _Generation X_ % Before you start saying yuppies don't exist: they do. ... Androids who never get jokes and who have something scared and mean at the core of their existence, like an underfed Chihuahua baring its teeny fangs and waiting to have its face kicked in, or like a glass of milk sloshed on top of the violet filaments of a bug barbecue: a weird abuse of nature. - Douglas Coupland, in _Generation X_ % The love of meat prevents any real change. -- Douglas Coupland, in _Generation X_ % Adam Hirsch The smoke alarm went off in the hallway upstairs, either to adam@baz.org let us know the battery had just died or because the house was on fire. We finished our lunch in silence. - Don DeLillo, in _White Noise_ % Lasher said to Murray, "We ought to have an official Day of the Dead. Like the Mexicans." "We do. It's called Super Bowl Week." - Don DeLillo, in _White Noise_ % It is possible to be homesick for a place even when you are there. - Don DeLillo, in _White Noise_ % Nostalgia is a product of dissatisfaction and rage. It's a settling of grievances between the present and the past. The more powerful the nostalgia, the closer you come to violence. War is the form nostalgia takes when men are hard-pressed to say something good about their country. - Don DeLillo, in _White Noise_ % Adam "What can it do in terms of worst-case scenario contingencies?" Hirsch "Cause a person to die." "Speak English, for God's sake. I despise this modern jargon." - Don DeLillo, in _White Noise_ % Men are stupid; women are crazy. -- Matt Groening, from _Love is Hell_ Adam Hirsch % Do not be excessively annoying. Do not be excessively annoyed. -- Fidonet discussion policy % When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? - G. Carlin % The phrase 'surgical strike' might be more acceptable if it were common practice to Adam Hirsch perform surgery with high explosives. -- George Carlin % Of course I believe in free will. Do we have a choice? -- Isaac Bashevis Singer Adam Hirsch % Would you convey my compliments to the purist who reads your proofs and tell him or her that I write in a sort of broken-down patois which is something like the way a Swiss waiter talks, and that when I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so that it will stay split. - Raymond Chandler, in a letter to the _Atlantic Monthly_, January 1947 % Somewhere nearby was a gravestone that said Adam Hirsch "Let Him Who Is With Oxen Cast The First Stone." -- Garrison Keillor, _Wobegon Boy_ % So often one gets a guilty feeling from freak shows, as if one had paid cousin Walt a nickel to eat dogfood. -- Garrison Keillor, _Wobegon Boy_ Adam Hirsch % "And to hunt during mating season ... I said to Byron, How would you feel if you had been courting me and getting excited and then you got a whiff of stale beer and saw an unshaven man with a bright-orange cap pointing a gun at you and then there was a blast of flame and everything went black? Byron said it was every man's dream to die exactly that way." --G.K., _Wobegon Boy_ Adam Hirsch % What is hardest to accept about the passage of time is that the people who once meant the most to Adam Hirsch us are wrapped in parentheses. -John Irving % The ground on which the ball bounces is another bouncing ball. -D. Schwartz Adam Hirsch % Forgiveness is giving up all hope of having had a better past. -Anne Lamont Adam Hirsch % Cheese that is required by law to append the word _food_ to its title does not go well with wine or fruit. -- Fran Lebowitz Adam Hirsch % Such is life. It is no cleaner than a kitchen; it reeks of a kitchen; and if you mean to cook your dinner, you must expect to soil your hands. The real art is getting them clean again. - Honore de Balzac Adam Hirsch % As we talked of freedom and justice one day for all, we sat down to steaks. I am eating misery, I thought, as I took the first bite. And spit it out. Adam Hirsch - Alice Walker % The first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole. -Gail Parent % Go into the kitchen to shake the chef's hand. If he is thin, have second thoughts about eating there; if he is thin and sad, flee. - Ferand Point % Vivez sans temps mort! (Live without dead time!) -Situationist Internationale Adam Hirsch % I'll tell you something honestly about drugs. Honestly - and I know it's not a very popular idea. You don't hear it very often any more. But it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife, or kids. Laughed my ass off, and went about my day. -B. Hicks Adam Hirsch % There is a secret bond between slowness and memory, speed and forgetting. -Milan Kundera % All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. - Mark Twain Adam Hirsch % 'There goes a jazz tune,' Larry McCaslin thought to himself, and followed her into a bookshop, where neither of them looked at books. - Arundhati Roy, _The God of Small Things_ Adam Hirsch % Enough of Because! May he be damned for a dog! -Aleister Crowley % Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." % Microeconomics concerns things that economists are specifically wrong about, while macroeconomics concerns things economists are wrong about generally. Or, to be more technical, microeconomics is about money you don't have, and macroeconomics is about money the government is out of. -P.J. O'Rourke \\ Adam Hirsch // http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % Religion is like junior high school: It's there to lead you to your own spirituality. Then you're supposed to graduate. - RuPaul \\ Adam Hirsch // http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % Adam Hirsch Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but rather coaxed downstairs a step at a time. adam@baz.org - Mark Twain % Adam Hirsch "He's got to be really careful now, because adam@baz.org there's a rattlesnake right under Jackie's pants." - Announcer on the Guiness Book of World Records TV Show % We are all killers. -Albert Camus adam@baz.org || http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % To feel life is meaningless unless "I" can be permanent is like having desperately fallen in love with an inch. - Alan Watts Adam Hirsch % I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Adam Hirsch % I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart. I am, I am, I am. http://web.baz.org/~adam/ -- Sylvia Plath % The universe isn't run on the point system. And survival isn't what it's all about. Do what you're going to do; and with humor be aware that you might as well be doing the opposite. - R.K. Welsh Adam Hirsch % "A pier," Stephen said. "Yes, a disappointed bridge." -James Joyce Adam Hirsch % It is eternity now. I am in the middle of it. It is about me in the sunshine. -Richard Jeffries Adam Hirsch % Man with wooden leg escapes prison. He's caught. They take his wooden leg away from him. Each day he must cross a large hill and swim a wide river to get to the field where he must work all day on one leg. This goes on for a year. At the Christmas party they give him back his leg. Now he doesn't want it. His escape is all planned. It requires only one leg. -James Tate Adam Hirsch % No one worth possessing can be quite possessed. --Sara Teasdale Adam Hirsch % Great mother of big apples it is a pretty world. -Kenneth Patchen Adam Hirsch % "Full lumbar support. So good, you'll forget you have a lumbar." - promotional material from Air New Zealand Adam Hirsch % Everyone is a philosopher. Not everyone is good at it. - Alfred North Whitehead Adam Hirsch % The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. - Paula Poundstone Adam Hirsch % Be kind; everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. -J. Watson Adam Hirsch % The pure in heart will avoid the struggles, detour the tar pits, blind their eyes to the sirens. The problem is that in avoiding the paths that contain the tar, you may never reach any destination; in avoiding temptation, you remain pure, but irrelevant. Life is tar pits and sirens. -Donald A. Norman Adam Hirsch % You've got to have something to eat and a Adam Hirsch little love in your life before you can hold still for any damn body's sermon on how to behave. -Billie Holiday % I think I think; therefore, I think I am. -Ambrose Bierce Adam Hirsch % Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are easy to beat and fun to cheat. -Fran Lebowitz Adam Hirsch % I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. -Charles Schulz Adam Hirsch % Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car. -Laurence J. Peter Adam Hirsch % I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. -Woody Allen Adam Hirsch % Adam Hirsch They said dying was just like going to sleep, although of course if you weren't careful, bits of you could rot and drop off. - Terry Pratchett % Though no two centuries are very much like each other, some hours perhaps are; moments are; critical moments nearly always are. Emotions are the same. We are the same. The person, not the day, is the lasting phenomenon. Adam Hirsch -Eudora Welty % The maxim for any love affair is "Play and pray, but on the whole do not pray when you are playing and do not play when you are praying." We cannot yet manage such simultaneities. -Charles Williams Adam Hirsch % All disciples are idiots. What were Tolstoy's followers? What are the Marxists? What are the Chassidim who wrangle and push to pick up the holy crumbs from the rabbi's banquet? What are those would-be artists who imitate Picasso or Chagall? They're a flock of sheep, and they're always driven by a dog. -Isaac Bashevis Singer % There will be less external discipline the more internal discipline there is. - Simone Weil Adam Hirsch % Man is afraid of things that cannot harm him, and he knows it, and . a @ . he craves things that cannot be of help to him, and he knows it; but . d b o in truth the one thing man is afraid of is within himself and the . a a r one thing he craves is within himself. - The Tales of Rabbi Nachman . m z g % The penalty that good people pay for not being interested in politics is to be governed by people worse than themselves. -Plato Adam Hirsch % I guess I'm just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an .adam@ underground laboratory, half-a-dozen atom smashers, and a beautiful . baz.org girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, .adam and I care not who writes the nation's laws. -S.J. Perelman . hirsch % We should all just smell well and enjoy ourselves more. -Cary Grant Adam Hirsch % adam . This person called up and said, "You've got to come and take this hirsch . seminar. It will completely change your life in just one weekend. adam@ . And I said, "Well, I don't want to completely change my life this baz.org . weekend. I've got a lot of things to do on Monday." -Rick Fields % Stravinsky had written a new piece with a difficult violin passage. After it had been in rehearsal for several weeks, the solo violinist came to him and said he was sorry, he had tried his best, the passage was too difficult, no violinist could play it. Stravinsky said, "I understand that. What I am after is the sound of someone trying to play it." -T. Powers % We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. They may have been few in number, but they offer sufficient proof that everything can be taken away from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms -- to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way. -Viktor Frankl % The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. - F. Scott Fitzgerald % Be wary of any enterprise that requires new clothes. -Thoreau Adam Hirsch % When they tell you to grow up, they mean stop growing. -Tom Robbins Adam Hirsch % You walk on carrying on your shoulders a glass door to some house that's not been found. There's no handle. You can't insure it. Can't put it down. - W.S. Merwin. Adam Hirsch % Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette Adam Hirsch % Suppose someone were to say, "Imagine this butterfly exactly as it is, but ugly instead of beautiful." - Ludwig Wittgenstein Adam Hirsch % Why are you unhappy? Because 99.9 per cent Of everything you do Adam Hirsch Is for yourself -- And there isn't one. -Wei Wu Wei % Take long walks in stormy weather or through deep snow in the fields and woods, if you would keep your spirits up. Deal with brute nature. Be cold and hungry and weary. -Thoreau % I really think I write about everyday life. I don't think I'm quite as odd as others say I am. Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring. -Edward Gorey % Somebody was saying to Picasso that he ought to make pictures of things the way they are -- objective pictures. He mumbled that he wasn't quite sure what that would be. The person bullying him produced a photograph of his wife from his wallet and said, "There, you see, that is a picture of how she really is." Picasso looked at it and said, "She is rather small, isn't she? And flat?" % The Church says: The body is a sin. Science says: The body is a machine. Advertising says: The body is a business. The body says: I am a fiesta. - eduardo galeano % I think back over my own life and I realize that my own nature - the core me - essentially hasn't changed over all these years. When I wake up in the morning, for those first few moments before I remember where I am or when I am, I still feel the same way I did when I woke up at the age of five. Adam Hirsch -D. Coupland % Time ticks by; we grow older. Before we know it, too much time has passed and we've missed the chance to have had other people hurt us. To a younger me this sounds like luck; to an older me this sounds like a quiet tragedy. - Douglas Coupland % On another channel there were pictures of a zoo in Miami, Florida, which had been whacked by a hurricane and there were pictures of ducks and tall elegant birds swimming in the wreckage except they didn't know it was wreckage. It was just the world. - Douglas Coupland % Connections had been made in my mind, however -- connections which are hard for me to sever even now, twenty years later: one, that McDonald's equals evil; two, that technology does not always equal progress. -D. Coupland Adam Hirsch % fear of loneliness; fear that being in and out of love too many times itself makes you harder to love; fear that someone would fall in love with me, get extremely close, learn everything about me and then pull the plug; fear that love is only important up until a certain point after which everything is negotiable. -Douglas Coupland, _Life_After_God_ % adam@baz.org If _I_ were a CEO announcing mass layoffs, Adam Hirsch I would say that I was FUNSIZING the corporation. http://web.baz.org/~adam/ - David Epstein % If the only prayer you say in your life is "Thank you," that would suffice. -- Meister Eckhart Adam Hirsch % | Ceci n'est pas une pipe Adam Hirsch % We are what we pretend to be, but we had better be very careful what we pretend. -- Kurt Vonnegut Adam Hirsch % You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. -- Colonial American proverb Adam Hirsch % There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. Adam Hirsch % adam@baz.org A child of _five_ would understand this. Adam Hirsch Send somebody to fetch me a child of five! http://web.baz.org/~adam/ - Groucho Marx, in _Duck_Soup_ % If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides. -Yiddish aphorism Adam Hirsch / adam@baz.org % Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. -Ashleigh Brilliant % Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams, _Last Chance to See_ Adam Hirsch % but really, nobody can admin an NT box - | Adam Hirsch no matter how good you are, it'll still | adam@baz.org keep crashing, be insecure, and act weird. | I used to go out with someone like that. | % Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting of literature. - Fran Lebowitz Adam Hirsch % Save the whales. Collect the whole set. adam@baz.org % We're drinking wine, but not through lips. We're sleeping it off, but not in bed. Rub the cup across your forehead. This day is outside living and dying. -Rumi, "Not A Day On Any Calendar" % It's all right to tell a man to lift himself by his own bootstraps, but it is a cruel jest to say to a bootless man that he ought to lift himself by his own bootstraps. - Martin Luther King, 1968 Adam Hirsch % "One thing we know about Tibetan-Jewish relations," said Mr. Kamenetz: "The Dalai Lama likes matzoh." -New York Times, 4/10/98 Adam Hirsch % Everything I needed to know about life I learned from killing smarter people and eating their brains. Adam Hirsch % Error is the stuff of which the web of life is woven; and he who lives longest and wisest is only able to wear out the more of it. -T. Jefferson Adam Hirsch % I shall allow no man to belittle my soul by making me hate him. - Booker T. Washington Adam Hirsch % We've never quite outgrown the idea that somewhere, there are people living in perfect harmony with nature and one another, and that we might do the same were it not for the corrupting influences of Western culture. - Melvin Konner, "Why the Reckless Survive" % Contrary to popular opinion, facts are not established by popular opinion. - Don Watson, ISPE Adam Hirsch % I can spit water between my two front teeth... I'm a WHALE! -S. Cimmet Adam Hirsch % I like text adventures. My favorites are 'unix' and 'emacs'. - Russ Nelson Adam Hirsch % "Just remember: no matter how good she looks, there's someone, somewhere, who's sick of her shit." -bathroom graffito % I wrote this poem about 15 years ago in Ireland. In those days, that country was so strict you used to have to smuggle condoms through the airport in bags of heroin. - Punk poet John Cooper Clarke Adam Hirsch % The issue isn't really whether one or two behaviors are 'over the line.' The issue is who gets to draw the line, and how, suspiciously, it keeps getting moved. -Nathan J. Mehl Adam Hirsch % There's so much comedy on television. adam@baz.org Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett Adam Hirsch % Nobody sees a flower, adam@baz.org really --- it is so small --- we haven't time, and to see takes time, Adam Hirsch like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keeffe % People have been trained to be stupid -- they need a word-checker to spell, they need a titular watch to tell time, and they need a goddamn PC to give them their sex and their community. - Harlan Ellison Adam Hirsch % The quality of our thoughts is bordered on all sides by our facility with language. Adam Hirsch - J. Michael Straczynski % The history of the Universe has been summed up thusly: 'Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which, given enough time, turns into people.' - John P. Wiley Jr., quoting Edward R. Harrison Adam Hirsch % Few of our ancestors were perfect ladies and gentlemen; the majority, in fact, weren't even mammals. - Robert Anton Wilson % For every problem, there is a solution which is simple, neat, and wrong. - H. L. Mencken Adam Hirsch <> adam@baz.org <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % What is vertigo? Fear of falling? Then why do we feel it even when the observation tower comes equipped with a sturdy handrail? No, vertigo | a @ . is something other than the fear of falling. It is the voice of the | d b o emptiness below us, which tempts and lures us; it is the desire to | a a r fall, against which, terrified, we defend ourselves. - Milan Kundera | m z g % Anybody can become angry - that is easy; but to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everyone's power and is not easy. - Aristotle % Captain Kirk and I both want the same thing: the whole-hearted a @ . devotion of a naive alien. And if certain things stand in our way -- d b o Klingons for Kirk, reality for me -- well, we just have to suck in our a a r guts, set the phasers on Stun, and hope for the best. - Ian Shoales m z g % Style. Beauty. Grace. That's what matters. If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. - Terry Pratchett, _Lords and Ladies_ Adam Hirsch <> adam@baz.org <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % It's a good idea not to live your life just to Adam Hirsch please others. You don't please yourself and you adam@baz.org end up not pleasing anyone else. But if you please yourself, maybe you'll please someone else. - Groucho Marx % The problem with the global village is all the global village idiots. Adam Hirsch <> adam@baz.org - P. Ginsparg % Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers and nobody thinks of complaining. - Jef Raskin Adam Hirsch <> adam@baz.org <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % meliorism \MEE-lee-uh-riz-um\ (noun) Adam Hirsch : the belief that the world tends to become better and that humans can aid its betterment adam@baz.org % If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea. - Antoine de Saint Exupery Adam Hirsch <> adam@baz.org <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. - H.L. Mencken Adam Hirsch <> adam@baz.org <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % Adam Hirsch You can visualize a hundred cats. Beyond that, you can't. Two hundred, five hundred, it all looks the same. adam@baz.org - Jack Wright, Guinness Book record holder for the owner of the most cats at one time (689) % Sleep is death without the responsibility. - Fran Leibowitz Adam Hirsch <> adam@baz.org <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have the exact measure of the injustice and wrong which will be imposed on them. - Frederick Douglass Adam Hirsch <> adam@baz.org <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry Adam Hirsch <> adam@baz.org % 'Anybody who's spent any time with machines at all,' he added, 'and baby, that's us all, knows first and foremost there's only one thing certain about them, computer or bicycle. They go wrong.' - Salman Rushdie, "The Satanic Verses" % Manhood used to be an opportunity for achievement. Adam Hirsch Look at St. Francis, Mozart, Michelangelo, adam@baz.org Leonardo da Vinci, Vince Lombardi. But now people treat it as a problem to be solved. - Garrison Keillor % In every one of those little stucco boxes there's some poor bastard who's never free except when he's fast asleep and dreaming that he's got the boss down the bottom of a well and is bunging lumps of coal at him. -George Orwell Adam Hirsch <> adam@baz.org <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive. - C.S. Lewis Adam Hirsch <> adam@baz.org <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % I had hoped ... to be merely ludicrous, but this is a hard world to be ludicrous in, with so many human beings so reluctant to laugh, so incapable of thought, so eager to believe and snarl and hate. - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., in _Mother Night_ % Those are my principles. 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Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -Terry Pratchett, "Jingo" adam@baz.org <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % I once found a user who had rebooted ninety-six times in one hour, hoping that his ethernet cable would magically plug itself back into the wall. -Andy Feland % We don't need every story in the world to be simple. _Hop_on_Pop_ is simple. You hear the title, and you know exactly what's going to happen: The children are going to jump on their father. And it rhymes. -- Brian Cimmet % Adam Hirsch | Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap | crude rhythms for bears to dance to, while we long to adam@baz.org | make music that will melt the stars. -- G. Flaubert % Looking at the stars always makes me dream, as simply as I dream over the black dots representing towns and villages on a map. Why, I ask myself, shouldn't the shining dots of the sky be as accessible as the black dots on the map of France? -V. van Gogh % Be cautious irritating the non-violent. They tend to be creative, as well. Adam Hirsch - adam@baz.org - http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % I am not your beautiful house. Adam Hirsch I am not your beautiful wife. adam@baz.org % Adam Hirsch || Irony smells like bacon. -J.A.Y. || adam@baz.org % Adam Hirsch <> identifiable only by dental records <> adam@baz.org % adam@baz.org Yesterday I was reading a student's paper, and he was talking about the neighborhood in which his project house is located, Loyola, which according to him is "named after the Adam Hirsch founder of the Jesuits, Saint Innocuous." - L. Leavy % FOCUS ON YOUR OWN DAMN FAMILY. adam@baz.org -seen on a bumper sticker http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % Mention the word poetry, and you'll get a gun stuck up your ass. That's the way America is. Whereas even guys who work in the street collecting garbage in Paris love 19th-century painting. -J. Jarmusch % Adam Hirsch By the time their numbers had dwindled from 50 adam@baz.org to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry.' % most people on the planet/ eat beans and rice/ -M.Franti, some can't afford beef or they think cows are nice/ "Red Beans and Rice" adam@baz.org <> http://web.baz.org/~adam % http://web.baz.org/~adam/ You live and learn. adam@baz.org At least, you live. -Douglas Adams Adam Hirsch % Adam Edmund Hirsch dAchsHund mErmaid adam@baz.org mucH AdmirEd hands mr mEdiA dacHshund http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % Remember, kids: People who keep http://web.baz.org/~adam/ both feet on the ground never Adam Hirsch get their trousers off! --Dan O'Neill adam@baz.org % guilt is a broken hand Adam Hirsch slapping the water. -FD Reeve adam@baz.org % "Aw, what is truth, man? ... You heard what the weirdo said." - D. 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Zappa % Adam Hirsch I wish I could fly\ From this building\ from this wall\ adam@baz.org And if I should try\ Would you catch me\ If I fall? http://web.baz.org/~adam/ - Barenaked Ladies % I open my scuttle at night and see the far-sprinkled systems, \ And all I see, multiplied as high as I can cipher, edge but the rim \ of the farther systems. \ Wider and wider they spread, expanding and always expanding, \ Outward and outward and forever outward. -Whitman % There is something in staying close to men and women and looking on them and in the contact and odor of them that pleases the soul well, All things please the soul, but these please the soul well. - Whitman Adam Hirsch adam@baz.org http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % Ros: Shouldn't we be doing something constructive? Guil: What did you have in mind? A short, blunt, human pyramid? Adam Hirsch adam@baz.org http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % "I refuse to go out trick-or-treating dressed as a snow suit." adam -B. 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Adam Hirsch -- Travis Hayes, regarding a T-Shirt adam@baz.org % adam Driving in Boston is like trying to get out of the parking lot @baz.org after the village idiots' convention. -- Anon % and after they had explored all the suns in the universe and all the planets in each sun they realized they were alone, Adam Hirsch and they were glad, because they now knew they would have to adam@baz.org become all of the things they had hoped to find. -Lanford Wilson, "5th of July" % You must concentrate upon and consecrate yourself wholly to each day, as though a fire were raging in your hair. -Deshimaru % Adam Hirsch Feel free to go fascinate someone else. http://web.baz.org/~adam/ - seen on a button % Change is always inconvenient, even from worse to better. adam@baz.org % The Claw is our master. The Claw decides who will stay and who will go. Adam Hirsch <> adam@baz.org <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % Adam Hirsch http://web.baz.org/~adam/ able baker quaker biker adam@baz.org % Many people in gaily colored costumes dance and laugh, to the accompaniment of flutes and woodwinds, while the trombones play in a minor key to suggest that soon the refreshments will run out and everybody will be dead. -- Woody Allen Adam Hirsch <> adam@baz.org <> http://web.baz.org/~adam % Scribble thoughts flowing freely from the mind, adam@baz.org sing in good voice, keep the beat and, above all, accept a glass of wine when it is pressed upon you. Adam Hirsch -Yoshida Kenko, _Essay_In_Idleness_, 1340 % I have had a good many more uplifting thoughts, adam@baz.org creative and expansive visions while soaking in Adam Hirsch comfortable baths in well-equipped American bathrooms than I have ever had in any cathedral. -Edmund Wilson % We don't have natural defenses against fat, sugar, salt, alcohol, alkaloids -- or media. Television should be the last mass-communications medium to be naively designed and put into the world without a surgeon general's warning. -- Alan Kay % 'The problem with being passionately in love,' I thought, | adam@baz.org 'is that it deprives you of too much sleep.' - D. Simmons | Adam Hirsch % It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingers have been all over it. - Julia Child, on nouvelle cuisine adam@baz.org <> Adam Hirsch <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. -- Mark Twain adam@baz.org <> Adam Hirsch <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot. - Mark Twain adam@baz.org <> Adam Hirsch <> http://web.baz.org/~adam/ % Unless hours were cups of sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues of bawds, and dials the signs of leaping houses, and the blessed sun himself a fair, hot wench in flame-colored taffeta, I see no reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to demand the time of the day. I wasted time and now doth time waste me. -- William Shakespeare % For a while, I regarded just about any song in which somebody had lost somebody else as spookily relevant, which, as that covers the whole of pop music, and as I worked in a record shop, meant I felt pretty spooked more or less the whole time. -- Nick Hornby, in _High Fidelity_ % I never really recovered from the shock of discovering that women do what we do: they save their best pairs of knickers for the nights when they know they are going to sleep with somebody. - Nick Hornby, in _High Fidelity_ % All reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as they can pay for. - Logan Pearsall Smith Adam Hirsch % Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety not to be thought poor. - William Cobbett Adam Hirsch % It is not enough to be busy: so are the ants. The question is, What are we busy about? -Thoreau Adam Hirsch % The notion of progress in a single line without goal or limit seems perhaps the most parochial notion of a very parochial century. - Lewis Mumford Adam Hirsch % Ideology, politics, and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy. - P.J. O'Rourke Adam Hirsch % I must keep my bullshit detector on when I say or write that I'm a good person who only wants peace and justice. Bullshit. I'm also a greedy person who wants a snazzy computer and a place in the country. I'm a demanding person who wants a clean environment, safe streets, and lower taxes. I'm an impossible person who wants instant nirvana, heaven on the cheap, sainthood in ten easy steps. Perhaps you know people like me. - Mark O'Brien % what else can I say? / what else can I say? / Adam Hirsch if love is not enough than we will go on lovin' anyway / (we are stubborn this way) - Peter Mulvey, from "Rapture" % "If at first you don't succeed, give it another shot, Adam Hirsch but don't be an obsessive-compulsive moron." % "A motorcycle is a combination of pony, blow dryer, and vibrator -- perfect for girls of all ages." - Colin MacDonald Adam Hirsch % The world is full of people that have stopped listening to themselves or have listened only to their neighbors to learn what they ought to do, how they ought to behave, and what the values are that they should be living for. - Joseph Campbell % I don't mind worry following me like a dinosaur / I don't fear I am descending into the molten core / So far I have not found the science / but the numbers keep on circling me - Soul Coughing, from _El Oso_ % For extra credit, dear Pisces, I dare you to adam@baz.org put a bumpersticker on your car that says the Adam Hirsch following: "God was my co-pilot, but we crashed into the mountains and I had to eat Her." -- Rob Brezsny % Money means nothing and brings not happiness, but it can be translated so quickly into such interesting things. --Mark Helprin, "Memoir From Antproof Case" Adam Hirsch % I feared that his memory of me might be quite vivid, as I had punished him for drinking coffee by reading him the Abbe Bobigny-Soissons-Lagare's 'Les Mals du Cafe', prior to which I had chloroformed him and wrapped him in real mummy tape that I obtained from the Department of Art & Archaeology. Adam Hirsch -- Mark Helprin % Overhead fans turned slowly in each car, as if tall people could be trusted not to decapitate themselves deliberately so they could sue the city, which is what they do now -- and good luck to them. - Mark Helprin Adam Hirsch % You would think that, expletives themselves being so vivid, the word for them would have a little more punch, that it would sound like something other than part of a medieval windmill. -- Mark Helprin, in "Memoir From Antproof Case" Adam Hirsch % Why did I cheat when I pretended to be blind; why does every child? For the same reason our sympathy and love for those who have died is not strong enough to make us follow. Knowing that our turn will come, we cheat our love and hang onto life. I had opened my eyes simply because, knowing that someday I would be blind, I was not able to resist the light. --Mark Helprin Adam Hirsch % People wish to be settled; http://web.baz.org/~adam/ only as far as they are unsettled adam@baz.org is there any hope for them. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Adam Hirsch % Adam Hirsch And if I had a boat / I'd go out on the ocean adam@baz.org And if I had a pony / I'd ride him on my boat And we could all together / Go out on the ocean http://web.baz.org/ Me upon my pony on my boat / -- Lyle Lovett % I don't think I can learn from a wild animal how to live in particular ... but I might learn something of mindlessness, something of the purity of living in the physical senses and the dignity of living without bias or motive. The weasel lives in necessity and we live in choice, hating necessity and dying at the last ignobly in its talons. - Annie Dillard % To say yes, you have to sweat and roll up your sleeves, adam@baz.org and plunge both hands into life up to the elbows. It is Adam Hirsch easy to say no, even if saying no means death. -- Jean Anouilh % All conditioned things are impermanent. Work out your own salvation with diligence. -- Last words of the Buddha % Adam Hirsch Nothing in the voice of the cicada adam@baz.org Intimates http://web.baz.org/~adam/ How soon it will die. -Basho % It's not about who you love / It's all about do you love? - Michael Franti % Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. -- Norman Cousins % You do not have to do everything disagreeable that you have a right to do. -Judith Martin (Miss Manners) Adam Hirsch % Well, you win some, you lose some, and then there's that little-known third category. - Al Gore % It's hard to be a radical moderate, carrying Adam Hirsch a sign reading, 'Informed reasonable discusson as soon as is feasible!'" - James D. Nicoll % Love is voluntary insanity, infernal paradise, and celestial hell -- in short, harmony of opposite Adam Hirsch yearnings, sorrowful laughter, soft diamond. -Umberto Eco, _The Island of the Day Before_ % Logic could be the weapon with which fear defies fate. -- Robertson Davies % Existence is not itself a good thing, that we should spend a lifetime securing its necessaries: a life spent, however victoriously, in securing the necessaries of life is no more than an elaborate furnishing and decoration of apartments for the reception of a guest who is never to come. Our business here is not to live, but to live happily. - A. E. Housman Adam Hirsch % Experience is not what happens to you; it is what you do with what happens to you. -- Aldous Huxley % If it sloshes, there isn't enough. --Rosen Takashina % From naive simplicity we arrive at more profound simplicity. -- Albert Schweitzer % Life is an unanswered question, but let's believe in the dignity and importance of the question. -- Tennessee Williams % A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. -- Ingrid Bergman % The best phrase to memorize in any foreign language is 'Don't shoot me! I'm a table!' because of its Adam Hirsch usefulness in demonstrating (a) I am harmless; (b) I will not understand complex orders. - Leon Marr % Everyone's alone in their world, because everyone's life is different. You can send people letters, and show them photos, but they can never come visit where you live. Unless you love them. And then they can burn it down. -- Michael M. Smith % The only thing worse than bombing civilians is being a lazy teacher. - Paul Barman % Have pity on this small blue planet searching through time and space. -Jeanette Winterson % A cake is a cake with or without icing. Cake with icing is a better cake. Icing alone is never a cake. -- anon % I have always been a bad man in the morning - not grumpy, really, just ursine. Leave me alone; let me hunch over a cup of coffee, read the paper and get the humours balanced - caffeine, hope, bile, and grim amusement. -- James Lileks Adam Hirsch % Be content with what you have; rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you. -- Lao-tze % Moderation and rotation. We have red meat once a week; we have ice cream once a week. Sometimes Daddy loads the cheese on the turkey tacos; sometimes we have curried lentils for supper. Moderation, rotation. Sometimes Daddy cuts the horse with Enfamil; sometime he shoots it pure. You have to teach your kid about balance. -- James Lileks % Ozzy Osbourne used to snort ants. Led Zeppelin had sex with adam@ hookers on private planes. And I start a book club. Because one baz.org can only snort so many ants and have so much sex before one starts to long for the comfort and companionship of a book. -- Moby % Cyberterrorists may be difficult to capture in the act, but from what I know about people who are highly skilled with computers, they should be easy to beat up. -The Onion % We are an impossibility in an impossible universe. --Ray Bradbury % What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow. -A.A. Milne % It turns out, of course, that there are some limits to possibility; but childhood seems the right time not to know this. Books confirm, at the least, anyone's right to dream. -- Carl Phillips, from "Another and Another Before That" % Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.