Current Model
A more recent vintage than the knife-and-onion era.
This used to be a front door into a lot of old internet sediment. Most of that is still here, but it no longer needs top billing, with a hero image that is slightly more current and slightly less armed.
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 Midwestern Quaker, somewhat better seasoned
Servings Per Container still about 1
Amount Per Serving
updated basics only
Writing
sporadically updated, but genuinely alive
Signal
the easiest current way to reach me
a_fine_mess.49% Daily Value*
Family
excellent company, poor at maintaining personal websites
Pets
cats and dog photos
Archive
the prior homepage, preserved instead of quietly buried
Miscellany
recipes, jokes, and other durable oddments live on deeper in the strata
Actual recent evidence of family life, pets, and the fact that time has continued to pass.
Family
The people who most deserve the bandwidth.
Cat, Exhibit A
Proof that at least one cat remains photogenic.
Cat, Exhibit B
Additional feline corroboration.
Kate
Still excellent company.
George
Canine representation, finally updated.
* Percent Daily Values are based on a life with enough years in it to have accumulated a blog archive, some decent stories, and a strong reluctance to keep dead links on the front page.