you gotta be careful

Don’t / shake a box of rice milk / hard enough that the little plastic dingus opens up and allows two complete large-muscle motion’s worth of rice milk to arc out all over your counters and cabinets before your early-morning brain can get a message to your arms, something along the lines of ABORT MILK SHAKING OPERATION IMMEDIATELY STOP VERY URGENT STOP DISCONTINUE READING THIS MESSAGE AND CEASE SHAKING THE DAMN MILK NO REALLY STOP.

There are other things to be careful of , to be sure, but this one, I don’t know, it really speaks to me, this morning.