Overheard in the nearly empty cafeteria, coming from behind the lunch counter

- You know what I hate? These computer guys come in here, making fifty, sixty, seventy thousand dollars a year, and they're bitching about the price of a ham sandwich.
  • Yeah.

  • And I’m like, “guy, you’re driving a Lexus, you’re living in Lincoln… why are you busting my chops about the price of a Coke? You’re rich!”

  • Yeah, this guy came in and ordered a ham sandwich, and he was like, “Hey, this used to be a dollar-fifty.” Dude, you’re getting a HUGE sandwich.