Kung Fu Monkey: Lunch Discussions #145: The Crazification Factor

**John**: ... I mean, what will it take? That last speech literally made no sense. It was crazy drunken bar talk! Islamic radicals are like COMMUNISM?! (gets speech on laptop) If we don't fight terrorists in Iraq they'll build a fundamentalist terrorist state stretching from Spain to Indonesia? What the fuck? Even assuming Spain, which last time I checked is 95% Roman Catholic, goes down, you gotta assume France, Italy, Greece, Bulgaria, all eight hundred million Hindus in India, Burma, Laos, Thailand, Vietnam and Singapore would be somewhat of an obstacle.
Tyrone: To be fair, you’re going west-to-east. Maybe he meant a fundamentalist terrorist state stretching from Spain to Indonesia going east-to-west. Going that way, there’s only the U.S. The President could be warning us that if we don’t prevail in Iraq, the United States will become a fundamentalist Islamic terrorist state.

John: … a little oblique, isn’t it?

Tyrone: The man is nothing if not subtle.

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Tyrone: Reading here, the speech boiled down to two points –

John: Who cares? The Spain-to-Indonesia thing should automatically invalidate the whole speech. I don’t care how good your investment advisor is, he can spend three hours reviewing mutual funds, as soon as he says “And of course, we can put your money into the Easter Bunny’s Egg Upgrades”, he is out of –

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There’s more, and it gets better. Same guy is the source of the excellent commentary on the recent terror attempts, in “Wait, aren’t you Scared? ”