The Penis-word Resource

The Penis-word Resource

I normally don’t pass on requests for help on the internet, but this one is so noble, so reasonable, so meritorious, that I can’t refuse.

Hey folks, do you know of a word for penis in some foreign sounding language? Do you know the etymology of a penis-word in our own language? Do you have a good penis joke or anecdote just begging to be shared with the world at large?

This is your chance to get it put on the Penis-word Resource, the world’s only repository for words describing male genitalia (fuck you Scientific American)!

Send email to horrible@zang.com with all the relevant data, and any special requirements you have for attribution!

And remember: _If it isn’t on the Penis-word Resource, it doesn’t mean dick!_