The Penis-word Resource

The Penis-word Resource

I normally don’t pass on requests for help on the internet, but this one is so noble, so reasonable, so meritorious, that I can’t refuse.

Hey folks, do you know of a word for penis in some foreign sounding language? Do you know the etymology of a penis-word in our own language? Do you have a good penis joke or anecdote just begging to be shared with the world at large?

This is your chance to get it put on the Penis-word Resource, the world’s only repository for words describing male genitalia (fuck you Scientific American)!

Send email to with all the relevant data, and any special requirements you have for attribution!

And remember: _If it isn’t on the Penis-word Resource, it doesn’t mean dick!_