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Falwell in Hell | The Stranger | Seattle’s Only Newspaper

Dan Savage notes that the “Reverend” Fred “God Hates Fags” Phelps and his crazed, inbred, parishioners/children are going to picket at Jerry Falwell’s funeral because Jerry Falwell was too inclusive in his preaching.

Seriously. You can’t make this stuff up. Or, as commenter “Dr. Memory” so succinctly puts it:

ZOMG! Phelps' band of ambulatory psychotics versus Falwell's grieving family? It's Christmas in May! Can Falwell die every week?