So this is what it's come to

We’ve gone for long walks. We’ve had spicy food, chinese food, spicy chinese food, and sex. Kate’s had acupuncture, twice. I’ve been speaking to the underside of her belly in soothing tones. (“Go into the light…") I’ve waved waffles at the thing.

Maybe legal notice will cause it to show up, because so far, everything else has done jack.