It turns out that a gallon-sized plastic bag of loose change overbalancing and pouring itself off a high bookshelf makes a really remarkable noise. I’d gather the change and replicate it for you on tape except it’s going to be a huge PITA to gather it together in the first place, so you’ll just have to imagine it.
I was in the living room when I heard the ringing, clanging, clattering sound, and could only think that Piper’s cosleeper must be collapsing, and her in it. I went lunging into the bedroom only to find Piper dozing only 2 feet away from the silver cascade. She blinked her eyes open and merely looked a little quizzical at the sound.
In other news, Daniel Craig’s steely-blue eyes or no, “Quantum of Solace” was nowhere near as good as “Casino Royale.”