Can't tell if it's too soon or too late

Scene: I’m holding Sydney while sitting on the couch. Piper and I have just been working on some lyrics.  I beatbox a little (quietly, so as not to startle Sydney), and raise her arms as I sing.

Adam: Hi! My name is …

Piper: What?

Adam: My name is …

Piper: Who?

Adam: My name is …

Piper: (hands making scratching motions) Wikka-Wikka!

in unison: … Cute Baby!


Seriously, early Eminem is practically kids’ music by now, right?