Intriguing hypothesis!

Me, to Piper: “So, Piper, I saw a video today that I’ll show you later. Remember the man on the International Space Station who made a peanut butter and jelly tortilla ?  And it was floating around?”

Piper: “Yes!”

Me: “Well, some students asked him what would happen if he got a washcloth really wet and then squeezed it out. So he did it, up on the space station. What do you think happened to the water?”

Piper: “It … turned into wine!”

Me: “That’s an interesting idea!”