Funny
These are amusing tidbits people have forwarded to me. Since I'd rather
point friends to URL's than forward huge pieces of mail they might have seen
already, I figured I'd just archive things here. There might be repeats.
email addresses have been slightly obfuscated, to prevent spam-bots from
grabbing'em.
Last updated: Fri Jan 05 12:07:15 2007
618 messages in chronological order
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FW: NY's Resolution - Diet? (Humor)
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Very funny.
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Quotation of the day for August 21, 2004
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FW: [Fwd: Post turtle]
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FW: A little laugher is good for you
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Fwd: FW: word lovers- So funny (fwd)
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Uruk and Confidential
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French gaming
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Wal-mart Wine
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ADD: the original
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I'll give him credit for this one.
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FW: A truly Canadian Apology to the USA ... (fwd)
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It was a dark and stormy night..... [humor]
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a great Tap quote
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the wall
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to do (fwd)
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News OTD
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spamsent results
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FW: where do pets come from? (fwd)
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Dead Cat Test
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cellphone [HUMOR]
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This is fuckin' funny! (fwd)
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I am going to hell.
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Fw: best thing I've seen all week
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hard reference problem
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FW: cyberpunk parody (fwd)
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[zetland-affiliates] Instructions For Giving Your Cat a Pill (fwd)
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a step backward
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Bush's Pacemaker Implant
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from Yidioth Achronot, a little bit of topical humor... (fwd)
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FW: Why can't the English teach their children how to speak? (fwd)
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No Subject
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Parrot Joke
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Re: revocation
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"They're still using it!"
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NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
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Fw: Pass it on
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Debate redux
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A bird in the hand is better than this mail
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Just had to share. (fwd)
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Okay, a twist I hadn't seen.
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[HUMOR] How To Impress a Client (fwd)
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QotD
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quote
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Fwd: Clueless posting
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For All with Young Kids (fwd)
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because I am kind
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Instant millions!
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QOTD
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No Subject
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heh (fwd)
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Ad I found in apartments.com (fwd)
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[Fwd: FW: In Case You Did Not Know]
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Wash. Post Invitational
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Popemobile!
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[wbfu@rcvybthr.pbz: From Dennis Miller:]
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Republican Larf otD
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Re: Fwd: At these tempertures (fwd)
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Dogs in elk! Just add almond milk.
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IFD XONK
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Neuman Test
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Humor: Committees..... (fwd)
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No Subject
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Never trust a random number generator
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engineers and managers
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Well, you can't say they aren't trying.
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alicebob
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Inevitable Mergers (fwd)
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stop me when you see the pattern.
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FW: Come Fly With Me
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Fri. afternoon OS humor
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WOW.
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FW: Making the rounds in Canada (fwd)
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Stall Words otD
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Fw: (no subject)
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punsŠtwoŠthree (fwd)
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Boston Humor....A Wicked Riot
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if vikings attack...
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geek humor
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Sentence structure
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Fwd: Pre-Relationship Agreement
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JOKE: Jewish Country Western Songs
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Graffito of the day
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URBAN LEGEND AUSTRALIAN STYLE
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[rec.humor.funny] Give them a simple process to follow...
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Star Wars Redux
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volcano
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"Imperial Rhapsody," by Queen
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Style Invitational
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(Fwd) Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: Amusing advertising story]
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Euphemisms
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Fwd: Theatre terms (fwd)
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Lit otd
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Another Victory Over the Martians!
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Poppa oom Mao Mao
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FW: You know you are a native New Orleanian if:
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FW: Y'all'd NEVER hear a Southerner say ........... (fwd)
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FW: You Might be a YANKEE if.........
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The last Jerry Springer
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Top 20 Replies by Programmers When Their Programs Don't Work
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newsqueak
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Text adventure
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Happy Passover and one more Passover joke (fwd)
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[Fwd: True or not, this is funny.]
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Warning! Alert!
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Celine Dion biography (fwd)
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Vatican top 40
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this is just plain evil. (fwd)
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Lest we Forget
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Blameless in Abaddon: the CNN version
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Fwd: Would "e" be less expensive than "i", given their frequency?
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Email virus warning
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hey, is this pretty fly for a white guy?
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If Coke was like Microsoft
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Technopagan Blessing for a Leatherman Tool (fwd)
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song lyrics
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europhobe humor for everyone!
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Cat got my e-mail.... (fwd)
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No Subject
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FW: [Fwd: Questions]
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Band Naming (fwd)
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Programmers
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Heard in a bar
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So Close, and yet...
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Pacifists don't always eschew violence (fwd)
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Re: (fwd) Pacifists don't always eschew violence
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No Subject
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More Fuel
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JOKE: MS
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Fraud Warning
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Y0K (fwd)
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No Subject
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bahahah
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Sysadmin Supersition
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this has you all over it.
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Fwd: FW: IT'S A WONDERFUL MACHINE
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Musings from the PlayStation manual..
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Kitty Haiku
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Amusement from Micro$oft Trial
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Fwd: Humor: Cement Cuddlers
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THIS is TRUE for 27 December (fwd)
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"Touched by an Angel" ... (fwd)
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Ghandi Poppins
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Another sign of the Apocalypse
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homegrown puns
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The Comeback Line of the Century
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Lyrics of the day
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Quote of the day
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How can you tell when someone likes something you did...
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humor FW: rejection lines (fwd)
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darwin music awards
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More fuel for the idiot responses (fwd)
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The Iliad, Performance-Enhanced
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FW: New, New Math (fwd)
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Getting Personal
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Barnes and Noble / Amazon -- war of the press releases (fwd)
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Iraq-a-vision
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What's in a name? (fwd from r.h.f)
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Hozone and other words
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must be the Mad Cow disease
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Product Safety
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Microsoft Certified Dominator Exam
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this is cute.
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psssst
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politically incorrect sysadmin humor
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Fwd: FW: GodsHome Jokelist - 59th day in the season of Beauracrac
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amusing urban legend type story
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You are in a maze of twisty addresses, all alike (fwd)
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news flash
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Free upgrade
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Sayings for our times
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HUMOR: Pure Code (fwd)
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todays "too much time on their hands" award...
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And you thought Y2K was bad...
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Let's PLAY THE FEUD! (fwd)
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You Know You're in Austin When.... (fwd)
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(Fwd) The Best Chain Letter Ever Sent!!! (fwd)
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FW: Tounge of Frog (fwd)
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JOKE: Forget Y2K; we won't last that long
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win98
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What did he say?
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It's easier to port a shell than a shell script. -- Larry Wall (fwd)
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Funny system error message (fwd)
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stating the obvious
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yuks otd
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[rec.humor.funny] Win98 Error Codes
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Fwd: Pagan Football
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Taking the Cat to the Vet
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Fwd: Race relations in the air (fwd)
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Short & Funny.
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Meta: RX-7 Mailing List Posting Form
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Ours is a long legacy...
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Re: Clinton and morality
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my personal quote of the year
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sex and the presidency
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Dew It Again
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Do the Dew, geek style.
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May the force be with you ...
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from "This is True"
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Sex & Geeks: the reply
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Evolution and Alabama
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Fwd: all about boston
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Mircosoft Silly
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State of the Union
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FW: Choir Terms
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LONGISH SHAKESPEAREAN/CLINTON FLUFF: The Tragic Comedie of King Leer (fwd)
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hee-hee (fwd)
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FW: Correspondence with Michigan Departm (fwd)
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(Fwd) JOKE: Alcohol warning labels
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Limerick Contest Winners?
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Re: Life's Lessons (fwd)
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Life's Lessons (fwd)
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Thursday Humor (fwd)
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slightly different twist (fwd)
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Comeback of the Night
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hamlet's cat
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double your pleasure. double your fun.
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Suburbia
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What to do if suddenly attacked by a Constrictor
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PRE-RELATIONSHIP AGREEMENT
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jato powered car. long, but worth reading.
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Fun with Postmodernism! (fwd)
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thought you'd appreciate this
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er
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Cat Scan!
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sign du jour
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always test your test
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Great moments in sports history and theory
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No problem, we have only decaf milk.
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who can resist
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I'm glad other people hear them too...
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Quick Thinking Engineer (fwd)
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chuck heston and the nra
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Etiquette for Rednecks... (fwd)
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Fwd: If alternative bands went country.... (fwd)
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I just want to be... er, bite me
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Famous Dog Quotes
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more theological ice cream flavors
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You call that a 'deep' impact?
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[Fwd: "Children's books you will never see"]
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International Institute of Answering Machine Answers. (fwd)
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fun with anagrams
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life satirizes itself
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FW: Windows 98 Source code
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Wednesday Humor (fwd)
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State Slogans
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Important Safety Tip
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joke
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Bab5 Humor & URL
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Who's on the stand?
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(Fwd) World Cup advice (fwd)
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had to forward this....
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Quality Control
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Fwd: FW: Quotations from Chairman Barry -Forwarded (fwd)
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The Top Ten that wasn't
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[tabzr@CQ.Bet: [erufr@TBYQRTT.EVGR.BE.WC: You know you have been in Japan too long when ...]]
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x-files/teletubbies crossover
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amusing definition
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English (fwd)
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This Months Game
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Top 10 Clothing Stores For the Dead (fwd)
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FW: Concise History of Jewish Holidays
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fwd: Truth in Advertising for Psychobabble Testimony
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geek humor on editors
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FW: Cats (fwd)
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Fwd: New Words - More humor -Reply
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Fwd: ihtfp Volume 98.11
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Exam
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from my aunt wendy .... (fwd)
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So, You Think You are Ready to Have a Baby? (fwd)
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Just say no to bike pumps... (Darwin Awards)
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Wednesday Humor (fwd)
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Sick Beanie Humor
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Fwd: FW: Brutal. (fwd)
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nevermind romeo&juliet. titanic is actually "george of the jungle"
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Fwd: SHOWBIZ DICTIONARY (fwd)
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Creativity amok
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Guy Guidelines (fwd)
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FW: women.... (fwd)
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Equal Opportunity Religious Offensiveness
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What's in a Name? (fwd)
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Fwd: FW: Words of wisdom from children
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Obscure Latin Phrases
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FW: Cruel Human Tricks (fwd)
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MICROSOFT TESTS NUCLEAR DEVICE AT SECRET HANFORD FACILITY
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The top 16 pick-up lines used by hockey players
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SubGenius rant generator
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A Brief History of Medicine
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A few thoughts ...
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Great Truths
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Fwd: [Fwd: Lovers of Great Literature] (fwd)
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Fwd: FW: AMEN!
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Hey! Pay Attention to Furniture
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early and often
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FW: Zen
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Anime Laws
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heh
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Boston -Forwarded (fwd)
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Sig otd
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FW: Merger Humor (fwd)
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HUMOR: If I ever become a vampire...
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nose leech
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Another thought ...
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GOP Training Center
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too much time on their hands...
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From the typhoon mailing list.
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bad file naming
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WILL 'MR. CAT POOP' CLEAN UP AT THE BOX OFFICE
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O-S-P-F
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musterios murder in snowy cream
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Void: too many threads, not enough inflatable underpants
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FW: RESERVATIONS OF AN AIRLINE AGENT (fwd)
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The Top 15 Latin Phrases for the 90's (fwd)
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Thursday Humor (fwd)
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[lritrar@grmpng.arg: sinners - biggy smalls (has big balls)]
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bible stories
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baaaad pun-jokes (fwd)
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etch-a-sketch FAQ -Forwarded -Forwarded (fwd)
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FW: PROPOSED DOG BREEDS
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FWD: Keep those proof of purchase slips!
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How to Hire a Programmer [joke][fwd]
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hey, I'd never post a URL...
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FW: golf
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Fwd: Just me, want anti-spam
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More fun with fake (I hope) tech support (fwd)
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FW: funny one>*** How Hot Is It In Hell - A "True" Story ***
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State of the Union (fwd)
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Ted Williams Tunnel (fwd)
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Around the world and back again... (fwd)
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[Fwd: [Fwd: (Fwd) New Words for the 90's]]
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hey! how about some clam jerky?
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FW: never mind the objects...what's the point? (fwd)
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Play with everybody's favorite monkey!
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Season 5 drinking game?
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FWD: "Do you do this in an airplane as well?"
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FW: Think Different
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Bill in Brussels (fwd)
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No Subject
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More tales from the postmaster mailbox.
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This is possibly, the *funniest* thing I have ever read
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In the begining
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(Fwd) Superbowl (fwd)
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Yeah, that'd work...
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Okay, this one is funny...
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Not in college anymore -Reply
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Fwd:Another person with too much time on their hands
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FW: Young Deep Thoughts
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FW: Fabulair (fwd)
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You May Be A Technopagan If...
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Dear Cthulhu (fwd)
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Do you drink to much coffee? (fwd)
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cookies
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Eit.
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10 SIGNS OF GOOD CRYPTO LEGISLATION (FWD)
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[Fwd: FW: Trees react]
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Pop Culture
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Liver!
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Metric Conversion Chart
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Coming home
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Something funny...
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perspective du jour
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When worlds collide... (fwd)
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QOTD
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.sig OTD
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It's a Wonderful Machine (fwd)
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dreaming of a 5ht christmas....
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Hey, why do we pay so much attention to Martha Stewart?
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happy hols, y'all
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FW: Why we should not get an office cat
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FW: Lawyers Run Amok (fwd)
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bad joke
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GAY COMEDIANS SPEAK OUT IN THE NEW YORK TIMES [FWD]:wq
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New sentence (fwd)
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E. none of the above
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fwd
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for the bikers
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FW: (fwd)
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JOKE: Invincible in Seattle (fwd)
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big... shiny... box...
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RE:
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cat ailments
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'Tis the season... (fwd)
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Cringely column on IE and Win98 (fwd)
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Hey! It's the holidays!
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For all you motorpickle folks
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Quote of the day (fwd)
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Good Church Joke! (fwd)
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Aliens from space
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[mbjrrr@mnat.pbz: sinners - A Story...]
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this is REALLY funny (fwd)
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funny, haha (fwd)
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(Fwd) Creation
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Joke: The Australian Ventriloquist
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gleep
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Forwarded: Bill, the foreman and the furniture....
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personal ad that I thought was funny:
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How to tell if you should be a sysadmin... (fwd)
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QoTD
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Re: "We'll hire someone who knows these things" (from a.s.r)
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QOTD
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Gullibility Virus Warning (fwd)
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oh, YUCCH (newspeak du jour)
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Fw: IE for Linux
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[sevrqzna@fcybqr.pbz: probably already obvious to everyone, but I never thought about it]
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(Fwd) A virus alert (fwd)
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FW: The power of signage!
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QotD from SANS conference
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QotD
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hey! pay attention to beer commercials!
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laugh - knife wielding sickos...
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Word Of The Day
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Things to not do in your girlfriend's sacred presence (fwd)
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fwd: I've Learned
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(Fwd) Ineffective Daily Affirmations (fwd)
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Born in 1980 (fwd)
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Re: ADE: Amyl nitrate
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sinners - NEW DOMAIN FUCKER.NET (fwd)
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Kung Fu marketing
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Hey, pay attention to the future of the web!
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Geek QOTD
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Joke warning
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FWD: Mass. (fwd)
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joe-bob sums it up
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.sigfile of the day
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(fwd)
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Quotd
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Unauthorized Hardware Modifications (fwd)
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Etiquette by Leviticus
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today's quote
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This is good, -Reply
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Stupid People tricks (fwd)
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Microsoft Dinner Instructions
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hey, here's some IP rudeness for you...
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Listen up, 20-somethings, here's what it was like. (fwd)
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and in other news (fwd)
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personal ads
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hey, gummi gummi gummi HEY!
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FW: [Fwd: math]
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bill quote (fwd)
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quote of the week
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rubber chickens
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(Fwd) Choosing a Bank
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From a humor list
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STAR PANTS! (fwd)
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Evolution of B5 Humor (was Re: Oldest joke in the galaxy)
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Fwd: Jewish humor
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billg.html
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Latest Bill Gates Joke (latest in my collection, that is)
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Totally fucking tasteless...
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(Fwd) Things NOT to put on your resume
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troll 1
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QOTD
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Top Ten Signs You're Suffering From Burnout - FWD
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this heating method leaves Swedes cold (longish)
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Hey, Doug!
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COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM
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[rec.humor.funny] Achtung!
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'hey' is for horses, attributions for wowz...
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Proper response... (fwd)
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Fwd: Kurt Vonnegut -Reply
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Engineers vs. Accountants (fwd)
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Language barrier
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seattle has the best freaks
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Image de jour
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Well, obviously
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the setup is the punchline
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thanks for clearing that up....
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FW: Chicken!
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FW: Breaking News Story
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it's an unexpected disruption in the normal course of events
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Fwd: Milk does a body good.... -Forwarded (fwd)
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miss manners on potato chips
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Toasters (fwd)
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Auto Darwinism Strikes again
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wincable 2003??!!!
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i like dis
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Hey! Pay attention to Lithium-Ball
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a really bad joke
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LOL QotD [was: Re: dali]
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Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: Only in America]
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businessman in Boston
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words fail
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Are YOU pondering what I'M pondering?
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Apropos nothing
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find of the day
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QoTD
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Better write this one down.
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fwd: Caffiene
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Batched forwards
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QoTD
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cobol joke du jour
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movie industry quotes
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No Comment
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FW: Would you like to be Michael Jordan?
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Fw: Some clever anagrams
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MOTHER'S DAY MEDITATIONS FROM THE COMPUTER ROOM. (fwd)
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political life NEEDS more urine
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FW: [Fwd: Fw: LIAR (fwd)]
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That's it, I've had it, you are Amish, young man! (fwd)
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The best of the InterNIC hosage
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tech support humor
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"engine found on right wing after brief search"
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Humor (no moto content)
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apropos of nothing in particular
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Re: [Re: Minivans (was: yet more ranting)]
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[alt.sysadmin.recovery] Re: Why I don't get on with them...
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*chortle*
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What If Microsoft Built Cars
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hacking can cause brain damage ;>
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Commandments for Kids
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Fwd: Passover Pick Up Lines (fwd)
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Yes, Virginia, God has a sense of humor. (fwd)
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Fwd: You think you're having a bad day!
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Re: "Love" of Kathy (fwd)
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FFYAYou might be a redneck jedi if... (fwd)
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Yid humor
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QotD
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Children of the Eighties (fwd)
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For Passover (another i couldnt resist)
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about that missing A-10
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Dr. Seuss' Four Questions
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OS joke OTD
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I Am the Very Model of a Heroine Barbarian (fwd)
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This should have been an April 1 news item....
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hey, hey, my, my, love is WHAT?!
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No, really.
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Another mass suicide...
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Fw: Re: muffins
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Re: the vatican web site
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Fwd: FBI pizza (fwd)
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No Subject
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... if male is under 14 his physical ability must be proved (fwd)
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FFYA: Top 16 April Fool's Day Pranks for Geeks (fwd)
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Fw- The top 15 signs your web master is in a cult
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eeeeewwww!
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major shortage looming in europe
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hey, this is funny!
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CNN's review of David Cronenberg's 'Crash'
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oh yeah? sez who?
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Worst Analogies
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Incorrect Year 2000 Countdown (plus or minus)
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Speaking of astronomy...
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elk (fwd)
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i think you might like this - bad hong kong quotes
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spirits up
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Midrash HaWeb
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FW: geek sing-along (fwd)
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Happy St. Patrick's Day! (fwd)
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(fwd) Top 15 Signs You're Being Stalked by Martha Stewart (fwd)
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Oh my god, there's an axe in my head
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What can I say...
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meanings of words
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FW: Shakespeare knew more than we though
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scientific warnings
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Most Impressive
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Pig latin translator.
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hey! *bang*
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Fun in the Sun!
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Thermodynamics
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Top 15 Potential Problems With Cloning Humans (fwd)
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Monday Funny
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warm bodies
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(FORW) TalmudNet
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Best Congressional auto-reply I've seen yet
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Coincidence? Nah! (fwd)
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Fwd: How To Install Software (fwd)
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FWD: Dilbert's Laws of Work (fwd)
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war of the sexes? (fwd)
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goodluck (fwd)
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ahem
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Star Wars humor
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Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"
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The 10 worst cartoon characters
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[Fwd: Geek Poem]
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Apple Teams up with FTP Software to form OS strategy (fwd)
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Water
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This sums up MS Windows quite nicely
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For those of you emacs-haters out there
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Humor: Litany for Programmers (fwd)
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FW: 12 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support (fwd)
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Cliff Stoll, Internet Skeptic
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Beer can design (was alcohol elbows)
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Thanks for the imagery JMS!!
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NOT oversharing
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t-shirtOTD
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quotd
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Sys Admin Humor
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fire
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GoodTimes Redux, Revisited, New&Improved
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why I love the English language :) (fwd)
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"Happiness" (I thought so...)
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Abbot and Koshtello talk Vorlon baseball
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MacGyver's Chocolate Chip Cookies (fwd)
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Fwd: Grandma? (fwd)
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Your Tax Dollars At Work (fwd)
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Seuss Pickup Lines
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No Subject
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[bxrrsr@gsa.pbz: Fwd: Rudolf: The True Story]
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[jrk@gvaoretra.zrqvn.zvg.rqh: numbers to start your day with]
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"Barbie the Elbows Daemon sez: being a daemon is hard."
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DR. SEUSS' LESSER-KNOWN BOOKS
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Fwd: Headaches (fwd)
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Eric's Next Million
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[ivpxn@ncbpnylcfr.bet: charge of chocolate]
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[sxf@sgc.pbz: (Forwarded) Evil Overlord List ]
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[xwp@ncbpnylcfr.bet: THIS is the horror]
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[orawv@unira.obfgba.zn.hf: ... the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long. (fwd)]
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a few aphorisms for a Friday
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Deep Thoughts Contest, the highlights
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FW: VaxTrek (fwd)
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Foreign language study
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funny class comments
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How To Be Annoying......
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FW: Cats+Toast - an experiment.....
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Men Who Use Computers Are The New Sex Symbols Of The `90s
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Fwd: Forward from DL
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giggle OTD
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