This used to be my homepage, back when the web was new. Pretty dusty by now. What's the opposite of "under construction?"

Adam in a silly goose photo.

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size 1 Midwestern Quaker, somewhat better seasoned
Servings Per Container still about 1

Amount Per Serving updated basics only
Writing sporadically updated, but genuinely alive
blog
Signal the easiest current way to reach me
a_fine_mess.49

% Daily Value*

Family excellent company, poor at maintaining personal websites
100%
Pets cats and dog photos
85%
Archive the prior homepage, preserved instead of quietly buried
1990s+
Miscellany recipes, jokes, and other durable oddments live on deeper in the strata
trace

Actual recent evidence of family life, pets, and the fact that time has continued to pass.

Current Model

A current photo of Adam.

Still kicking

Family

A current family photo.

The people who most deserve the bandwidth.

Cat, Exhibit A

A current cat photo.

Proof that at least one cat remains photogenic.

Cat, Exhibit K

Another current cat photo.

Additional feline corroboration.

Kate

A current photo of Kate.

Still excellent company.

George

A current photo of George the dog.

GEORGE

* Percent Daily Values are based on a life with enough years in it to have accumulated a blog archive, some decent stories, and a lingering affection for personal web spaces.