Bleah.

Okay, even when the body thinks that giving in to a sugar craving is a really smashingly, naughtily brilliant idea… it’s not. Having a Kit-Kat bar in the middle of the afternoon followed shortly thereafter by a teeny piece of office birthday cake, washed down with iced tea… well, it’s enough to make a guy’s stomach feel like a prop from the opening scene of Macbeth.

Man cannot live by leafy greens and soy milk alone, I’ll grant you, but swinging too far the other way… bleah.