Cats and Flies

You know what’s annoying?

Cluster flies.

You know when cluster flies are the most annoying?

When they’re mostly dead, laying on the floor, and have only the energy to buzz their wings and make an irritatingly hard to locate whine on the floor.

Adjunct annoyance: why don’t my cats eat these damn things? I’d expected my cats to be at least interested in playing with them, but they’re totally ignoring them. What’s the point of having cruel hunters in one’s house if they’re not gonna hunt?