zefrank is my new hero

the show: 07-11-06 - zefrank

zefrank has an every-weekday video podcast (I refuse to call it a v-blog or vlog or any other godawful made up word… er, any godawful made up word more recent than “podcast,” that is) which various friends have raved about in my presence for weeks and months. I’ve been way too dumb to actually check out his stuff before today, but now, the scales have been lifted from my eyes: this hyperkinetic jumpcutting stubbly weirdo rocks. How the hell he does the show every day I have no idea.


It’s well worth checking out the “Popular Shows” section, which is where I found the show from July 11th , which contains this gem:

Hungry Hippo licks Aunt JEmima [sic] writes, "Are you ever gonna break into song again? Are you running out of ideas?" Hungry Hippo licks Aunt JEmima, that's a good question. I run out of ideas every day! Each day I live in mortal fear that I've used up the last idea that'll ever come to me. If you don't wanna run out of ideas the best thing to do is not to execute them. You can tell yourself that you don't have the time or resources to do 'em right. Then they stay around in your head like brain crack. No matter how bad things get, at least you have those good ideas that you'll get to later.

Some people get addicted to that brain crack. And the longer they wait, the more they convince themselves of how perfectly that idea should be executed. And they imagine it on a beautiful platter with glitter and rose petals. And everyone’s clapping for them. But the, but the, but the, but the bummer is most ideas kinda suck when you do ‘em. And no matter how much you plan you still have to do something for the first time. And you’re almost guaranteed the first time you do something it’ll blow. But somebody who does something bad three times still has three times the experience of that other person who’s still dreaming of all the applause. When I get an idea, even a bad one, I try to get it out into the world as fast as possible, ‘cause I certainly don’t want to be addicted to brain crack.