overheard on On Point

The subject of today’s show is “Jewish Humor.”

4 men are walking through the desert, far from civilization.

The German says, “I’m tired and thirsty; I must have beer.”

The Italian says, “I’m tired and thirsty; I must have wine.”

The Mexican says, “I’m tired and thirsty; I must have tequila.”

The Jew says, “I’m tired and thirsty; I must have diabetes.”