… says, paraphrased, that the simplest explanation for things is generally right. Here are some explanations for things where, I’m hoping, Occam (or “William of Ockham ,” per Wikipedia) is getting it wrong.
* Piper is sneaking out of the bedroom while we're asleep and eating fistfuls of turmeric. * Piper is sneaking out of the bedroom while we're asleep and telling the cats to steer clear of her or she'll use this shiv, understand? * Water, especially lukewarm water on washcloths, is actually highly corrosive to babies and burns, yes, my precious, like acid on their skin. * Breastmilk served out of a bottle tastes like an ashtray-flavored Italian soda. * Eons ago, only the young of our species who ripped the most chest hair from their fathers survived and thrived. * Repeatedly whacking yourself in the face feels awesome and looks great!
Off to find some bleach for these brilliant-orange-stained diapers. Seriously, now, wtf.