giggle OTD

Craig Shergold is a 10 year old boy who is dying of cancer. Before he
dies, he would like to set the world record for receiving the most
Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipes. You can help Craig by sending an irate fax
to LEXIS-NEXIS demanding that they remove all traces of your mother's
maiden name from their executive washroom wall. They will respond by
sending e-mail labeled "Good Times" to the computer controlling Craig's
life support equipment.  When Felippe Linz, the technician operating the
computer opens this mail, his hard drive will be overwritten with
thousands of credit card invoices for $250.00, erasing the last bit of
evidence that Hillary was seen on the grassy knoll when JFK was shot, thus
allowing world domination by Bill Gates, and his tri-lateral commission
cronies who are eating fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches in the
black helicopters with Elvis.