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12/13/1996
RUDOLPH'S LAST GOODNIGHT
-- by DARREN DAVIS
The anger swelling in Rudolph's heart was the most dangerous kind of anger,
born of disappointment in people he had once looked up to, people he
wanted to be. He watched the elitism and disdain that had kept him on the
outside turn to sycophantic appreciation. He'd suffered so much at their
hands, but now that he could be of use, now that they could use the very
thing they had so mercilessly ridiculed, now he could join their exclusive
little club, their inner sanctum. They were practically begging him. And
the old man, the jolly old elf, that gin-reeking tub of guts was the worst
of all. The great giver, the kind benevolent saint of charity was an
alcoholic, adulterous lout who, nine months out of the year was the living
manifestation of torpor, inert as an iceberg and twice as cold, and the
other three months a ruthless, fascist slave-driver with no concern for
anything but his inflated reputation. And what of next year? If the
weather were clear would they let him ride with them? Would they give him
the place of honor at the head of the team? Somehow he doubted it.
The phone rang. He lay motionless on the couch and let the machine get
it.
"Rudy, buddy, howyadoin? It's Dash. Look, I'm having a little
get-together. Mostly just the guys but I think some babes may be there.
Stop by if you get a chance. And hey, great work last night. You're the
greatest man, I mean that. Okay, hope to see ya there. Bye..... Did I
say this was Dash? Okay buddy, bye."
He didn't move, pressed into the couch beneath a blanket of hatred and
disgust.
Dash was one of the worst offenders. When it became obvious that Rudolph
was going to be accepted by the team Dash, without missing a beat, had
turned his vicious attention on another young buck with a harelip named
Otto. During their smoking breaks on some of the rooftops Dash had done
impressions of Otto that had caused both lines to laugh so hard the big
man had threatened to whip the whole team. Rudolph remained facing front,
unable to speak and hating himself for it. It was this same
self-loathing that was fueling his present rage, and the knowledge that
he would go to the party and try to belong to this group he was quickly
coming to hate.
He lay on the couch and wept.
Rudolph arrived at the party high as a kite with his nose a brilliant
red. It was an open secret that the whole team frequently used cocaine,
but Rudolph was new to the team and new to the drug. They had finished
late last night and were stopped over in Iceland for what Donner called,
"the old man's once-a-year thing," when Vic had passed Rudolph the small
envelope.
"There's plenty where that came from, just don't let the old man see you
with it."
As he was leaving for Dash's party he saw the envelope on the coffee
table. He picked it up and, thrusting his nose into the white powder
inhaled the whole amount. He had never felt so powerful, so limitless,
so ready to take on those eight smug, self- important, glorified
pack-mules.
Blitzen answered the door of Dash's apartment as high as Rudolph was.
"Whoa, Rudy, turn down the beak man, you're blinding me."
Rudolph's hoof went instinctively to his nose before he realized Blitzen
was making a joke. Too often in the past he had heard the same kind of
joke thrown at him like a knife, looking for blood.. Now Blitzen was
trying to break the ice by admitting, in his own indirect way, that he had
taunted Rudolph before as an outsider but would now tease him as a friend.
Given time he would come to discover that Blitzen jabbed at everybody as
a sign of affection, lacking the tools or the courage to express his
feelings in any other way, but for now it only served to remind him of the
humiliation he had been forced to endure. Rudolph lowered his hoof as
Blitzen shifted his weight nervously.
"Sorry buddy, just a joke. No hard feelings right? Look, you really
came through for us last night and that was cool. You are super-cool,"
he said as he put his arm around Rudolph and gave him a brotherly
squeeze. Rudolph broke from the embrace silently and moved into the
party.
Throughout the evening wherever he went, whatever cluster he approached,
the circle was immediately enlarged to include him. They listened when he
spoke and laughed at his jokes. Women looked into his eyes and held his
gaze, some even declining their head and staring at him in a way he was
unaccustomed to. In short, he was a celebrity. He had finally gained
access to this social circle and done so in such a resounding way he felt
as though he was not only lighter that air, he was air, the stuff of life
and inspiration. He was in their lungs, in their blood and brains. He
had become them.
He was off in the dark corner of a dark room with a young Doe named Dondi
when he heard laughter coming from somewhere in the apartment. He thought
at first the laughter was directed at him, having so often been the
victim of it, but it soon became obvious that a group had formed in one
of the front rooms and was laughing at something out there. Dondi tried
to pull him back into her embrace. He looked at her, her eyes large and
soft in the dull red glow of his nose, her eyes an invitation to the
dance, and yet the laughter drew him away from the warmth of her breath.
He stumbled through the dark hallway and out into the larger room where
most of the group had gathered to watch Dash, standing in the center of
the room doing a cruel imitation of Otto, the harelip reindeer. When
Rudolph entered the room Dash glanced in his direction and winked but
didn't stop the show. To Rudolph it was the clearest signal yet that he
had become a member of the group. He had a sudden impulse to vomit. Here
was Dash mocking poor Otto in the same way he must have mocked Rudolph at
countless parties before. And Rudolph was expected to join in, to laugh
along with the group as though he hadn't once been victim to its
derision, as though a lifetime of scorn could be forgiven with a nose
full of fine Blue Flake and the warm and willing arms of Dondi . There
came a howling Rudolph thought was the frozen Arctic wind, but when the
room became silent and shifted its attention away from Dash, Rudolph
realized the howling was coming from himself. The silence stretched tight
across the room like the head of a drum while Rudolph looked from face to
face searching for a ounce of shame, embarrassment even, but finding
none. Then the laughter started, slowly at first, like a dribbling
faucet, nervous and unsure. Building in intensity and confidence, the
room was soon stuffed and overflowing with it, pressing on Rudolph like
the jaws of a vice. He made a move for the door but was stopped by a
hoof on his shoulder.
"Where ya' going Rudy," Prancer said.
Rudolph shook the hoof loose.
"Fuck off Prancer," he said, and shot out into the black-ice Arctic
night.
Rudolph wandered with no destination for the better part of an hour, his
tears falling in frozen shards and crushed beneath his hooves while his
mind tried to free itself from the effects of the alcohol and cocaine. The
cocaine made his synapses fire at a much faster rate but the alcohol
served to cloud and misdirect them. By the time he arrived at Santa's a
course of action had cemented itself in his mind he was powerless to
redirect. He slipped silently into the workshop and moved to the large
mahogany case on the far wall. He opened it quietly and pulled down the
Remington 12 gauge, pump-action shotgun. With great care he loaded the six
shells into the magazine and put six more in the pouch around his neck. He
would start with the jolly old elf and then, when they were sure to have
partied themselves out, he would go back to Dash's place and visit the
herd. He racked the slide to load the first shell.
He'd go down in history all right. Yeah, he would.
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