Seuss Pickup Lines

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>             The Top 15 Dr. Seuss Pick-Up Lines
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>  15> "I may not like Green ham or eggs,
>       but I sure love your long, thin legs."
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>  14> "Marvin K. Mooney, will you please come now?!?"
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>  13> "From far or near or here or there,
>       haven't I seen you before somewhere?"
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>  12> "That's not the only place this Sneetch has a star, Baby."
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>  11> "Sally from Whoville, what's your sign?
>       Let's blow this joint -- your thneed or mine?"
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>  10> "Y'know, after he stole it, the Grinch hid Christmas --
>       in my pants."
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>   9> "I love someone who knows what wine goes with red fish
>       or blue fish."
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>   8> "Is that a Cat in your Hat or are you just happy to see me?"
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>   7> "I hate this place -- the crowd's so phony!
>       Say, care to ride me like a pony?"
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>   6> "My heart ain't the only thing two sizes too large, if you
>       know what I mean."
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>   5> "On a boat, in a car, with your toes all curled --
>       Oh, the places we'll go when I rock your world!"
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>   4> "How'd you like to be in my next book: 'Great Legs and Ass'?"
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>   3> "I do not like my wife, you see.
>       I do not like her, no sirree.
>       Her looks accuse, her words disparage,
>       and so we have this open marriage."
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>   2> "Each book makes a million, a zillion, or three.
>       Would you, could you, come home with me?"
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>       and the Number 1 Dr. Seuss Pick Up Line...
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>   1> "In all of Hooterville, where there's Hooters supreme,
>       yours are the best of the Hooters I've seen!"
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