GoodTimes Redux, Revisited, New&Improved

     Thought you all may like this one.  A spoof on a spoof virus...gotta 
     love it.  
     
     brad


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Subject: GoodTimes Redux, Revisited, New&Improved
Author:  fnffl@cnygrpu.pbz (Wayne Nail) at INTERNET
Date:    01/14/97 08:08 AM


Gentlemen--
     
Just when you thought it was safe to put disks in your drive...
     
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The Goodtimes Email Virus
     
Goodtimes will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will 
scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will 
recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice 
cream goes melty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit
cards, screw up the tracking on your television and use subspace field 
harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.
     
It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix 
Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and leave its 
socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will 
put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide 
your car keys when you are late for work.
     
Goodtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you 
nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your gas tank and 
shave off both your eyebrows while dating your girlfriend behind your 
back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Discover card.
     
It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead,
such is the power of Goodtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully 
those things we hold most dear.
     
It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it.
It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's 
voice mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous 
and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of 
mauve.
     
Goodtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat 
up. It will make a batch of Prozac in your bathtub and then leave bacon 
cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase
gradeschoolers with your new snowblower.
     
Beware! Good Times will do things to you that will make a horsehead in 
your bed look like Easter Sunday brunch!
     
     
     
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     Wayne E. Nail
     President and Owner, SASSY Computers 
     fnffl@cnygrpu.pbz