NOT oversharing

> since all my friends are jumping off the Empire State Building.

One day little Johnny gets in trouble with the other boys and the teacher
pulls him aside and says: "Johnny, I know you're a good boy, why are you
getting in trouble with those other boys?"

Johnny shrugs.  Teacher says "Well, if everyone else was jumping off a
cliff would you do that too?"

Johnny says "Sure."

"Why?" she asks.

"To get away from the bear"

"What bear?"

"What cliff?"