i think you might like this - bad hong kong quotes

> > >Subject: Fwd: Hong Kong movie lines
> > >
> > >These are excerpted from a list of English subtitles used in films
> > >made in Hong Kong:
> > >
> > >1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
> > >2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
> > >3. Gun wounds again?
> > >4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
> > >5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
> > >6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
> > >7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
> > >8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
> > >9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
> > >10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice
chicken.
> > >11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
> > >12. You daring lousy guy.
> > >13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
> > >14. I have been scared s***less too much lately.
> > >15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
> > >16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
> > >17. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
> > >18. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?