about that missing A-10

Found on USENET. Relax, and enjoy the paranoia.

-dhan

>(IP) Illuminated Press
>
>The missing A-10 jet with the four five-hundred pound bombs is to be used
>to bomb the Denver Courthouse on April 19th, in order to silence Timothy
>McVeigh before he reveals any secrets of the New World Order put in place
>by the secret government.
>
>Upon the bombing, Executive Order 11490 will be activated, giving FEMA the
>power to run the United States.  The Constution will be suspended,
>Congress will be abolished and the current President will be made
>President for life and relocate his headquarters in Mt. Weather, outside
>Bluemont, Virginia.   Ten states will be formed out of the previous fifty
>states and all private property will be confiscated by the U.S. Treasury.
>
>Afterwards, all politically incorrect people, patriots,
>constitutionalists, libertarians, free-speech supporters, and God fearing
>Christians will be rounded up and deported to the newly formed Los Angeles
>City Concentration Camp.   In order to prevent escape, a large 1 mile wide
>channel will be blasted in a semi circle around Los Angeles by the Army
>Corps of Enginners under FEMA control in order to cut off the city from
>the rest of the United States.   The channel with stretch from Malibu and
>arcing around to the east side of the Long Beach shipyards.
>
>Upon the clearing out of all unwanted people from the United States, the
>President will order that a 10 megaton thermonuclear device to be dropped
>on Los Angeles to vaporize all the deportees to rid the United States of
>the politically incorrect and those who oppose the New World Order.
>
>Those who follow the rules will use nothing but credit for their
>currency.  Those who are furthest in debt with credit will be revered
>while those who aren't in debt to the Government will have their property
>confiscated.   The ideal credit rating will be a triple F credit rating,
>or FFF.  It is worthy to note that FFF is symbolic of the number of the
>Beast, 666.
>
>Upon the final assimilation of the U.S. into the New World Order, the
>world will be divied up into ten regions, and each of the ten regions will
>be divided into 30 pieces.  Each sub district in the world will have one
>representative in the Council of 300 controlled by the Illuminati.   All
>people will be required to worship the Illuminati's grand architech of the
>Universe, Lucifer, also known as SATAN and will take orders from his son,
>the World President, the Antichrist.
>
>
>Illuminated Press


-dhan

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