tech support humor

>(Yeah, that whole genre is played out, but this one made me chuckle...)
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>To save some tech support time please use this form:
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>1. Describe your problem:
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>2. Now, describe your problem accurately:
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>3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
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>4. Problem Severity:
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>A. Minor__
>B. Minor__
>C. Minor__
>D. Trivial__
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>5. Nature of the problem:
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>A. Locked Up__
>B. Frozen__
>C. Hung__
>D. Shot__
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>6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__
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>7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__
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>8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__
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>9. Have you made it worse? Yes__
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>10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__
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>11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__
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>12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__
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>13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__
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>14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?
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>15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? ___________________
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>16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem
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>17. If `nothing' explain why you were logged in.
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>18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__
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>19. How does this problem make you feel?
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>20. Tell me about your childhood.
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>21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__
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>22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__

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and the hot water of science.' -Dali
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