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[rec.humor.funny] Achtung!
08/05/1997
Updated for the Internet.
MJB
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From: sraevf@yvtugfcrrq.arg (Michael Driscoll)
Subject: Achtung!
Keywords: original, smirk, computers, offense=Germans
Message-ID: <Fo59.1441@pynevarg.pbz>
Date: Wed, 30 Jul 97 19:30:03 EDT
A new sign for our times:
ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!
Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclicken und
giffengrabben. Ist easy droppenpacket der routers
und overloaden der backbone mit der spammen unt
der me-tooen. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das
dumpkopfen. Das musclicken sichtseeren keepen
das bandwit-spewin hans in das pockets muss;
relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.
[Note - updated version of an older joke - ed.]
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