Top Ten Signs You're Suffering From Burnout - FWD

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Subject:  Top Ten Signs You're Suffering From Burnout - FWD





     I know it's been a long week... but at least it's not quite THIS bad.
     Some of these are humorous:

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Subject: Top Ten Signs You're Suffering From Burnout - FWD
Author:  John Hanor at E1X400
Date:    08/08/97 08:38 AM

Top Ten Signs You're Suffering From Burnout:
10.     You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell".
 9.     Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately
scream,
        "Get off my back, jerk!"
 8.     Your garbage can IS your "in" box.
 7.     You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep
because you just
        don't care.
 6.     You have so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.
 5.     Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
 4.     You sleep more at work than at home.
 3.     You leave for a party and instinctively bring your briefcase.
 2.     Your Day-Timer exploded a week ago.
 1.     You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right
now.