Hey, pay attention to the future of the web!

Too cute...
		--G


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Date: Mon, 29 Sep 1997 15:48:15 -0700 (PDT)
From: MegaZone <zrtnmbar@yvivatfgba.pbz>
Subject: Java?

Forwards are a smoking crater...

>In light of all our Java programs about to come out:
>
> (As sung to "Rawhide")
> 
> 
> Loading, loading, loading,
> Damn this Java coding,
> Feeling of forboding, Reload!
> The Applet says it's running,
> And that big grey block is stunning,
> But the screen remains as blank as my mind
> 
> Netscape crash,  Boot 'em up!
> Net goes down,    Dial back! Logging on,
> Still off-line!  Reload!
> Try it now,    Still not up!
> Netscape crashed,    What, again?
> Boot it up, Log it in, Reload!
> 
> Tighten, tweakin', smoothen,
> They say the codes improvin',
> So how come I'm still usin' "reload"?
> I'm tired of all this waitin',
> Just give me .gif animation,
> This code is only good for wasting time,
> The applet says it's running,
> And grey block is quite stunning,
> But the screen remains as blank as my mind,
> 
> (Midi solo)
> beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
> beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
> beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
> beep, beep,
> beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
> beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
> beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
> beep,beep,
> 
> Netscape crash,     Boot 'em up!
> Net goes down,      Dial back!
> Logging on,     Still off-line!
> Reload!
> Try it now,     Still not up!
> Netscape crashed,    What, again?
> Boot it up, Log it in,