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Good Church Joke! (fwd)

11/27/1997


A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members.  At one
house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the
door even though the pastor knocked several times.  Finally, the pastor
took out his card, wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it
in the door.
   
   * Revelation 3:20 -- Behold, I stand at the door and knock.  If
   anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and 
   dine with him, and he with me.
   
   The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate.  Below the
   pastor's message was the notation "Genesis 3:10"
   
   * Genesis 3:10 -- I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid
   because I was naked; and I hid myself.



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