The Top 15 Latin Phrases for the 90's (fwd)

I especially like #2.


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Subject: The Top 15 Latin Phrases for the 90's

The Top 15 Latin Phrases for the 90's  

  
15> "Log floggit cum palma folliculus."  
    --  (If you don't stop it, you'll go blind.)  

14> "Nolo Contendere."  
    --  (Hillary, you're on your own.)  

13> "Domino vobiscum."  
    --  (The pizza guy's here.)  

12> "Dumbassus!  Hottie iste transvestitus!"  
    --  (Fool!  That gorgeous woman is a crossdresser!)  

11> "Auda similarum ad seattles."  
    --  (They all sound just like Pearl Jam.)  

10> "Erectionus finalum."  
    --  (Anna Nicole Smith is here, Gramps.)  

 9> "Boobi falsetti starrius."  
    --  (Sugar, if ya wanna be a star, you're gonna have 
         to do something about that bustline.)  

 8> "Veni, veni, veni."  
    --  (I came, I came, I came.)  

 7> "Sharpei diem."  
    --  (Sieze the Wrinkle Dog.)  

 6> "Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus."  
    --  (Remove foil before microwaving.)  

 5> "Motorolus interruptus."  
    --  (Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel.)  

 4> "Il guyus nissanem iste ickye."  
    --  (That Nissan guy gives me the creeps.)  

 3> "Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi forevercus."  
    --  (Better take the nose ring out before the job interview.)  

 2> "Dictum ad tua mater."  
    --  (Word to your mother!)  


    and the Number 1 Latin Phrase for the 90's...  


 1> "Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, 
     minutus carborata descendum pantorum."  
     --  (A little song, a little dance, 
          a little seltzer down your pants.)  
  
-- 
"[He] couldn't get a clue if he stripped naked, rubbed himself with clue
musk, went to the middle of the clue breeding grounds at the height of
clue
breeding season when it was full of horny clues and did the clue mating
dance for days."