GOP Training Center

Courses to be Taught at the New Reagan Ranch GOP Training Center:


Tornadoes, Beer, and Arms Money: Everything You Need to Know About
Funneling

101 Air Traffic Controller Jokes You Can Use

Physics a la Reagan: Bringing' Those Missiles Back in Style

Walter Mondale and His Pledge to Raise Taxes: What a Dumb Ass!

"We Begin Bombing in Five Minutes:" Using the Mic Test for Unbridled
Hilarity

Supply Side Catch Phrases: How to Really Irk Those Nasty Liberals

Unsolved Mysteries: Why the Poor Don't Find the Laffer Curve Funny 

George Bush's Voodoo Economics 101: How to Tell the Truth and Still Get
the
V.P. Nod

Amass Trillions in Debt With No Money Down!

Nancy Reagan: Wise Advisor or Potential Muppet Character?

Heir Apparent: How to Claim the Reagan Legacy as Your Own

Mmmmm, Ketchup

Trees: Our Enemies or Our Friends?

Cabinet Meeting Z's: How to Cat Nap Your Way to the Top

Grenada: Public Relations Diversion or Marines on Holiday?

The Molecular Structure and Application of Teflon

Rapid Response 101: How to Respond to Bonus Lists Filled with Gags from
the
1980s

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