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>>>>> >Jesus and Satan are having an argument as to who is
>>>>> >the better programmer. This goes on for days until
>>>>> >they agree to hold a code-writing contest, with God as
>>>>> >the judge.
>>>>>
>>>>> >They set themselves before their computers and begin.
>>>>> >They type furiously, lines of code streaming across the
>>>>> >screen, for several hours straight.
>>>>>
>>>>> >Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of
>>>>> >lightning strikes, taking out the electricity.  Moments
>>>>> >later, the power is restored, and God announces that
>>>>> >the contest is over.  He asks Satan to show what he
>>>>> >has come up with.
>>>>>
>>>>> >Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing.  I
>>>>> >lost it all when The power went out."
>>>>> >"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus
>>>>> >fared any better."
>>>>>
>>>>> >Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life
>>>>> >in a vivid multimedia display, the voices of an angelic
>>>>> >choir pouring forth from the speakers.
>>>>> >Satan is astonished.
>>>>>
>>>>> >He turns to God and stutters, "B-b-but how?!  I lost
>>>>> >everything, yet His program is intact!  How did he do
>>>>> >it?"
>>>>>
>>>>> >God chuckled, "Everybody knows... Jesus saves."
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