Fwd: FW: AMEN!

You've probably already heard this, but....



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>From: Jimma Grigsby <tevtfol@zztarg.pbz>
>Subject: FW: AMEN!
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>This is cute - and its clean...
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>Jesus and Satan have an discussion as to who is the better programmer.
>This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a
>contest, with God as the judge.
>They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type
>furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours
>straight.  Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of
>lightning strikes, taking out the electricity.  Moments later, the power
>is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.  He asks Satan
>to show what he has come up with.
>Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when
>the power went out."
>"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
>Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display,
>the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.  Satan is
>astonished. He stutters, "B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus'
>program is intact!  How did he do it?"
>God chuckles, "Everybody knows... Jesus Saves."
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