The top 16 pick-up lines used by hockey players

     16 "What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?"
     
     15 "Look, my teeth spell out 'I love you' in block letters!"
     
     14 "My other stick curves to the right"
     
     13 "So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have
     no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the 
     nasty?"
     
     12 "Bagy, yrrr so beurdiffle dat I feel I can be nacheral wif yoo."
     
     11 "You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things."
     
     10 "I said, 'Would you like a PUCK?'"
     
     9 "You know, fewer teeth means more tongue!"
     
     8 "I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a

     mean quiche Loraine."
     
     7 "I only drool when I'm standing upright."
     
     6 "Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?"
     
     5 "Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?"
     
     4 "Tho... What'th your thighn?"
     
     3 "C'mon baby, the iceman cometh... but never too soon."
     
     2 "Me take you eat."
     
     and the Number 1 Hockey Player Pick-Up Line...
     
     1 "We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?"
     
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C l a u d i a     M o r g a n		pzbetna@argrtevgl.pbz
Manager of Human Resources
Netegrity, Inc.				http://www.netegrity.com
245 Winter St.
Waltham, MA  02154
TEL: 781.890.1700
FAX: 781.487.7791
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C l a u d i a     M o r g a n		pzbetna@argrtevgl.pbz
Manager of Human Resources
Netegrity, Inc.				http://www.netegrity.com
245 Winter St.
Waltham, MA  02154
TEL: 781.890.1700
FAX: 781.487.7791
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