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Fwd: FW: Words of wisdom from children

05/18/1998


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>From: Beij Beltrisi <orygevfv@apev.pbz>
>Subject: Fwd: FW: Words of wisdom from children
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>>Subject: FW: Words of wisdom from children
>>Date: Mon, 18 May 1998 13:19:03 -0400
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>>> "Great Truths About Life That Little Children Have learned"
>>> 	
>>> * No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
>>> * When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
>>> * If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
>>> second person.
>>> * Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
>>> * You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
>>> * Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
>>> * Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
>>> * Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
>>> * Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
>>> * School lunches stick to the wall.
>>> * You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
>>> * Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
>>> * The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
>>> 
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