May the force be with you ...

> >The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson, "Jedi Master
> Mace
> >Windu," say in the Star Wars Prequel.
> >
> >**Note: In case you didn't know, Samuel L. Jackson will be in the
> first
> >prequel as the above character.
> >
> >
> >10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these
> ain't
> >the
> >motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.
> >
> >9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause
> even
> >if
> >it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
> >
> >8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively,
> >have
> >to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room...accept no
> >substitutes.
> >
> >7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna
> do.
> > I
> >ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
> >
> >6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.
> >
> >5. "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on
> >What?
> >
> >4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
> >
> >3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother
> gonna
> >do?  He's a wookie.
> >
> >2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
> >
> >1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad Mother
> Fucker."
> >