Short & Funny.

> A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the door.  It's opened by
> a little 6 year old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass
> of whisky in the other and a hard core porn magazine under his arm.
> Salesman: "Hello sonny.  Is your mom or dad in?"
> Little boy:  "What the fuck do you think?"
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