More fuel for the idiot responses (fwd)

You seen this?


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Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1998 16:00:33 -0500 (EST)
From: "Jeremy N. Bernstein" <waoreafgrva@jrfyrlna.rqh>
To: Jeff Yaus <wlnhf@znvy.jrfyrlna.rqh>
Subject: More fuel for the idiot responses

This should be added to the Gullibility Virus as fire-back fodder.

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"There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'"
					- Dave Barry
Jeremy N. Bernstein	       		waoreafgrva@jrfyrlna.rqh 
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STEP ONE
 Pick a number between 1 and 100, Multiply it by 5.  Add your age minus the
number in family. Divide the number by 10 rounding to the nearest decimal.
 Write down the number on 1 side of a piece of paper.



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STEP TWO
 Pick another different number between 1 and 100.  Multiply by 1998.  Add the
number in your family and subtract your age. Divide the number by 10 rounding
to the nearest decimal.
 Write down the number on the other side of the piece of paper.


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STEP THREE
 Take the first 2 digits of your home phone number and add them to the last 2
digits of your work number and multiply by 365.
 Write the number on a new sheet of paper.


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STEP FOUR
 Fold the first page in half.  Now fold the second page.  Place them side by 
side.  Now pick up the two sheets - sheet one in your left hand and sheet two
in your right hand.
  (Scroll Down)












    NOW....















 Find a garbage can and place the sheets in it.
 Now using both your hands, slap yourself around the head while repeating,
 "I'm a fucking idiot who wastes too much time on shit like this..."