[Fwd: True or not, this is funny.]

Very amusing!!!  I think I would have hired this guy too.  If for nothing
else, than to provide entertainment in the work place!
-Tracy


>
>
> McDonald's Fast Food Job Application:
> This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's
> fast-food establishment AND THEY HIRED HIM!  (editor's note: I would have
> hired him too!!)
>
> NAME: Greg Bulmash
>
> DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA But seriously, whatever's available. If I
> was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first
> place.
>
> DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz
> style
> severance package. If that's not possible make an offer and we can haggle.
>
> EDUCATION: Yes.
>
> LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
>
> SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
>
> MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
> post-it notes.
>
> REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
>
> HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
>
> PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
>
> DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
> intimate environment.
>
> MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
>
> DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM
>
> LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
>
> DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be
>
> "Do you have a car that runs?"
>
> HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
> winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
>
> DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with
> a
> fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since
> sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
>
> DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
> KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.
>
> SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.
>
> Tom Roux x7290
> Technology Development
> Program Management