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>For all the computer-geek/fru-heads out there...
>One of the funniest damn things I've ever read.
>
>=46rom <http://www.mit.edu/~elliot/fruvous.html>:
>
>-----THE KING OF MAIN()-----
>
>Once I was the King of main(); /* now I eat htonl(3.14159) */
>Oh, chmod u-w ~queenlisa/dev/audio  # now I eat htoln(3.14159)
>echo "@b(I was the King of main()!)" | zwrite you # now I eat htoln(3.14159)
>echo "rlogin 967-1111.COM -l king" | at "now"
>
>su root; echo "I look good" | wall
>cat /dev/silk > royal-boudoir || nuclear_free
>/usr/bin/Crokinole --with cevaprff@zbanpb.za
>Pnews rec.humor.funny news.opec.org >/dev/video
>
>Once I was the King of main(); /* now I eat htonl(3.14159) */
>env -> HOME=3D/homes/palatial-palace
>echo "@b(I was the King of main()!)" | zwrite you # now I eat htoln(3.14159)
>rsh skydome.com rm -rf /turf
>
>nice -5 %lower-interest-rates
>(people-say '(how? king-genius)
>            '(and (overhead? roof) (food? on-plate))) -> #t
>fs sa rlidwka /afs/*.es; echo '>/dev/null' > ~/.forward
>cal | sed "s/F/S/g"
>&& find /homes -type baby -btime -1 -exec cp chocolate-eclair {}
>
>Once I was the King of main(); /* now I eat htonl(3.14159) */
>mail cerfvqrag@juvgrubhfr.tbi lrygfva@tbi.eh -s "Problems? Phone me..."
>echo "@b(I was the King of main()!)" | zwrite you # now I eat htoln(3.14159)
>syscall(DRIVE_ZAMBONI); /* Leafs */
>
>pick -subject "How did you come to be living in Canada?" \
>     -after "being royalty in Spain" | wc -l -> 314
>repl:=20
>
>% date
>Wed Aug  7 22:28:24 EDT 1996
>% ps=20
>  PID TTY STAT  TIME COMMAND
>    1  p1 S     0:00 Palace
>% mv royal-chambers/me garden >& /dev/null
>% sleep $appointed-time; ls moon
>lrwxrwxrwx 31 Aug  6 23:50 moon -> lighting-the-pitch
>% grep friend /etc/passwd; grep king /etc/passwd
>friend:*:8260:101:Peasent:/afs/spain/palace:/afs/sipb/project/tcsh/tcsh
>king:*:8260:101:King of Spain:/afs/spain/palace:/afs/sipb/project/tcsh/tcsh
>% sed "s/friend/xxx/g" -e "s/prince/friend/g" -e "s/xxx/prince/g" /etc/pass=
>wd
>
>sing((prince && pauper),(junior && whopper));
>get_world_makeup(); -> SILVER && COPPER
>take(POSITION,change,out_of_own_volition);
>next_time: while (you =3D=3D drool && in =3D=3D pizza_line) {
>             /* Remember */ sleep(200); make_pizza();
>             if (King_of_Spain() !=3D "rushes") break; }
>
>Once I was the King of main(); /* now I eat htonl(3.14159) */
>find /ways -type off-handed -purpose improve-us
>echo "@b(I was the King of main()!)" | zwrite you # now I eat htonl(3.14159)
>SPOOLER.MOXY-FRUVOUS.ORG...  Printer Error: may need attention! (paper jam)
>
>-----THE KING OF MAIN()-----
>
>--=20
>____________________<http://ford.netspace.org/>_____________________
>Daniel "Ford" Sohl  <znvygb:sbeq@argfcnpr.bet >                 INTP
>