QOTD

"Another thing I find amazing is how people so often invent things that
seem to be carefully calculated to fail at their designed task. Take the
lowly lawn chair. It burns your ass on sunny days, moistens your ass on
dewy mornings, pokes little holes in your carefully-tended lawn, and tips
over if you fall asleep. It would be hard to design a worse outdoor chair
without making it irresistably delicious to squirrels. "

- L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg